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		<title>Pizza Express offers</title>
		<description>Everyone's doing vouchers at the moment, Got a Pizza Express discount voucher &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pizzaexpressoffers.co.uk&quot;&gt; here on this site&lt;/a&gt;, 20% off, Sunday - Thursday only though. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11698/Pizza+Express+offers&quot;&gt;Rated 6.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>italian</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>voucher</category>
		<category>pizza express voucher</category>
		<category>free pizza</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11698/Pizza+Express+offers</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11668</guid>
		<title>Happy Halloween</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeresig/2981496331/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=\&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3013/2981496331_d61451fd80_o.jpg\&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is there a geekier pumpkin out there?</description>
		<category>halloween</category>
		<category>jquery</category>
		<category>pumpkin</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11668/Happy+Halloween</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11667</guid>
		<title>Who is Russell Brand?</title>
		<description>Lordy, could Russell Brand have done anything better to raise his profile than that phone call to Andrew Sachs? Mostly it's probably the Hate Mail on Sunday that's to blame. When the original Russell Brand show went out, no-one was listening. It's on... </description>
		<category>russell brand</category>
		<category>jonathan ross</category>
		<category>andrew sachs</category>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>georgina baillie</category>
		<category>voluptua</category>
		<category>satanic sluts</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11667/Who+is+Russell+Brand%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11650</guid>
		<title>Own Gig - want to book your favourite band to do a private gig?</title>
		<description>Hmm just seen http://www.owngig.com on popbitch, it's a site where you can get together with likeminded fans and pay your favourite band to do a gig. And it really can work, see this news piece from them: We are a matter of days away now from making ... </description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>blow monkeys</category>
		<category>popbitch party</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11650/Own+Gig+-+want+to+book+your+favourite+band+to+do+a+private+gig%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11639</guid>
		<title>A bit I contributed to from the popbitch book</title>
		<description>Well kind of, Clare and I brought this tiger back from Las Vegas and gave it to Camilla, who has used it in her Siegfried and Roy recreation in the book:... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>siegfried and roy</category>
		<category>las vegas</category>
		<category>book</category>
		<category>popbitch book</category>
		<category>tiger</category>
		<category>white tiger</category>
		<category>montecore</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11639/A+bit+I+contributed+to+from+the+popbitch+book</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11573</guid>
		<title>More Terry Pratchett</title>
		<description>That signed copy of Nation is riding high at over a hundred quid today. Just having a browse around ABE Books at more Terry Pratchett, someone's selling an ex-library copy of The Light Fantastic for £500, that's what I've got. Nice to have an origina... </description>
		<category>terry pratchett</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>abe books</category>
		<category>the light fantastic</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11573/More+Terry+Pratchett</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11560</guid>
		<title>Google Chrome Easter egg</title>
		<description>Sort of (you need to be running Google Chrome). Not sure that works even if you are using  'Chrome. Go to your location bar SUPER OMNI BAR and type in &quot;about:internets&quot;.Wasn't really worth the wait, was it. Sorry.... </description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>google chrome</category>
		<category>easter egg</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11560/Google+Chrome+Easter+egg</link>
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		<title>RE: channelwebscene</title>
		<description>You can find out more here [/url]http://www.channelewbscene.co.uk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11536/RE%3A+channelwebscene</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11534</guid>
		<title>There does seem to be some sort of local connection here</title>
		<description>I recognise some names on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.channelwebscene.co.uk&quot;&gt;http://www.channelwebscene.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;, but the site itself is a bit short of detail, and so was that introductory post... care to come back and tell us any more?</description>
		<category>channelwebscene</category>
		<category>channel web scene</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11534/There+does+seem+to+be+some+sort+of+local+connection+here</link>
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		<title>Opening 6th September</title>
		<description>As what it was.... tables and chairs still there as they are being used by new owners (why!?)Sounds like they are doing some decent live events there though - type gate in facebook!! Hope they get SKY for footie!!...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11533/Opening+6th+September&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Opening 6th September&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2725960260_6eba34a516_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11533/Opening+6th+September&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>gate28</category>
		<category>gate 28</category>
		<category>facebook</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11533/Opening+6th+September</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11530</guid>
		<title>Attack of the Clones</title>
		<description>I like this!Via kosso.wordpress.com.... </description>
		<category>kosso</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11530/Attack+of+the+Clones</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11525</guid>
		<title>It's Fareham, it's a squirrel, it must be the Daily Mail</title>
		<description>A squirrel carrying a coconut.UPDATE: The Sun has it too. I don't read either of these papers, but The Guardian news podcast seems to have missed it...... </description>
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		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>daily mail</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11525/It%27s+Fareham%2C+it%27s+a+squirrel%2C+it+must+be+the+Daily+Mail</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11474</guid>
		<title>Free bottle of wine at Pizza Express</title>
		<description>Register at www.filippoberio.co.uk, got to promotions, and enter the &quot;you can only possibly know this if you actually bought a bottle of olive oil&quot; code &quot;VINO EXPRESS&quot;. Ping, a free bottle of wine next time you go to Pizza Express. We already got our...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11474/Free+bottle+of+wine+at+Pizza+Express&quot;&gt;Rated 6.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>italian</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>chain</category>
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		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>wine</category>
		<category>free wine</category>
		<category>voucher</category>
		<category>pizza express voucher</category>
		<category>olive oil</category>
		<category>filipo berio</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11474/Free+bottle+of+wine+at+Pizza+Express</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11466</guid>
		<title>Someone wants to pay for links from my website</title>
		<description>PR Precision are looking for sites that would be interested in publishing content on behalf of a number of our clients which include some of the UK's biggest brands. For a site such as www.clarkeology.com we'd be prepared to pay up to £100 per month,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11466/Someone+wants+to+pay+for+links+from+my+website</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11433</guid>
		<title>Google mapping cars in Folkestone?</title>
		<description>Tesselate says google mapping cars (that they're using to do the street view on google maps) are &quot;about&quot;, not sure if that means Folkestone. Just wondered if she was a Google employee, as we have the google mapping cars about now, and I guess it woul... </description>
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		<category>google</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>creative quarter</category>
		<category>old high street</category>
		<category>folkestone old high street</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11433/Google+mapping+cars+in+Folkestone%3F</link>
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		<title>Lovely wedding!</title>
		<description>Went to a wedding at the weekend, and it was lovely. Got out of work early Friday, trained up to meet Clare at Auberge, then a step around the corner to The Wellington at Waterloo to get a real ale, then another step around another corner to a pub th... </description>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11431/Lovely+wedding%21</link>
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		<title>Folkestone pub mapplet</title>
		<description>Heard of Mapplets? No? Used Google maps though haven't you? Wouldn't you like to add the Folkestone pub map without having to visit this site? You can! add it to your map. Now you can find a local pub (or in lots of other towns actually) from with Go... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>mapplet</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11424/Folkestone+pub+mapplet</link>
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		<title>Free food at Pizza Express</title>
		<description>There's a voucher on handbag.com this week for a free meal in Pizza Express. We might well have gone there anyway, nice!Oh also I sold my Stereophonics tickets at last (at cost price)! A night in! UPDATE: The voucher is no use at the weekends, so loo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11393/Free+food+at+Pizza+Express&quot;&gt;Rated 6.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>italian</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>voucher</category>
		<category>handbag</category>
		<category>pizza express voucher</category>
		<category>free pizza</category>
		<category>stereophonics</category>
		<category>free meal</category>
		<category>free food</category>
		<category>free wine</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11393/Free+food+at+Pizza+Express</link>
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		<title>First review of Zoo Thousand and Eight in</title>
		<description>Here at www.safeconcerts.com, sounds a bit chaotic, more rumours of cancellations than actual cancellations possibly though.More here, seems Lethal Bizzle was promoted to replace Dizzee Rascal, not a bad call I wouldn't have said, though one was a Me...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11390/First+review+of+Zoo+Thousand+and+Eight+in&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>zoo</category>
		<category>park</category>
		<category>animals</category>
		<category>wild animals</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<category>zoo thousand</category>
		<category>zoothousand</category>
		<category>z008</category>
		<category>zoo8</category>
		<category>lethal bizzle</category>
		<category>dizzee rascal</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11390/First+review+of+Zoo+Thousand+and+Eight+in</link>
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		<title>ouch</title>
		<description>Limited updates from me today, just shut my finger in the car door, so only my left hand is in action.Not broken, but can't type so well. Oh dear, can't do the housework either.Made my first mapplet on Friday. Going to investigate more, mapplets and ... </description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>gadgets</category>
		<category>widgets</category>
		<category>igoogle</category>
		<category>mapplet</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11377/ouch</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11366</guid>
		<title>Where can I find listings for Club NME Canterbury?</title>
		<description>If you know anyone involved, get them to get in touch with me. I only just found out it had moved from Studio 41 to the UCCA bar.myspace is no help myspace is awful... is there a facebook group or something I can get listings from? Facebook is awful ... </description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>student</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>club nme</category>
		<category>studio 41</category>
		<category>ucca bar</category>
		<category>myspace</category>
		<category>facebook</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11366/Where+can+I+find+listings+for+Club+NME+Canterbury%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11363</guid>
		<title>Hot Leg</title>
		<description>Hey the free MP3 of Hot Leg is pretty good! You can get it from Hot Leg's myspace page. Got tickets for the gig now, looking forward to it! Time for the country mice's biannual trip to the big city!...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11363/Hot+Leg&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Hot Leg&quot; src=&quot;http://www.atproud.net/images/upload/gallery.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>art</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>mp3</category>
		<category>justin hawkins</category>
		<category>hot leg</category>
		<category>the darkness</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11363/Hot+Leg</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11356</guid>
		<title>CLUB CHICKEN ROYALE WEDNESDAY 16TH JULY!</title>
		<description>Club Chicken Royale returns at the Dry Bar on Wednesday 16th July with a sizzling lineup of live bands and DJs! LIVE:MOLLOY! effin' brilliant angular electro pop rock!GLUCKSKINDER! progressive, alternative, visual!FALLING MAJESTIES! psychedelia, elec...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11356/CLUB+CHICKEN+ROYALE+WEDNESDAY+16TH+JULY%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.0990</geo:long>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>fighting cocks</category>
		<category>chicken royale</category>
		<category>barbican</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11356/CLUB+CHICKEN+ROYALE+WEDNESDAY+16TH+JULY%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Sellindge Music Festival!</title>
		<description>Hey there,I was at Sellindge Music Festival this year and had a great weekend, really nice small festival. Did anyone see our green camel at the back of the main field?I got some photo's of the festival here if anyone is interested... http://www.fest... </description>
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		<category>farm</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>hope farm</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>sellindge</category>
		<category>sellindge festival</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11355/RE%3A+Sellindge+Music+Festival%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11354</guid>
		<title>Is this who's bought the Metronome?</title>
		<description>assura group has a metronome page, looks like they own other medical type facilities so this backs up the story of it being bought by a health care trust.Just found a PJ Harvey gig at the Metronome, and another where she almost played at Bottoms. But...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11354/Is+this+who%27s+bought+the+Metronome%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Is this who's bought the Metronome?&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2580404133_20a0bc8bb4_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11354/Is+this+who%27s+bought+the+Metronome%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>derelict</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>cinema</category>
		<category>metronome</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>history</category>
		<category>health</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11354/Is+this+who%27s+bought+the+Metronome%3F</link>
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		<title>Today I invented a brilliant new thing, called &quot;podcasts&quot;</title>
		<description>Was surfing for news of Kid Rock yesterday, as a friend has been working with him and I was wondering if she'd show up in any paparazzi shots of him stumbling out of nightclubs or anything. No joy there, but he was interviewed by the Guardian yesterd... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>kid rock</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11323/Today+I+invented+a+brilliant+new+thing%2C+called+%22podcasts%22</link>
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		<title>everything is json these days</title>
		<description>I can remember the day I first heard of it and didn't see the benefit of it at all but now I use it for everything (like the folkestone map), I have a feed of absolutely everything on the site as json... Think I might need to change my neat urls to a... </description>
		<category>json</category>
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		<title>Useful tips for guitar beginners!</title>
		<description>This is what I was after, thank you Neil and Mark:cheat - don't use every finger on every string like the books suggest in strange cramped positions.if you want open chords 90% of songs are D C and G2 bar chord shapes and don't worry about extending ... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone Boot Fair dates announced</title>
		<description>New dates for our charity boot fairs in Folkestone for 2008 have just been announced, with the next boot fair being held on Saturday 3rd May.Due to a potential change in use of the Shorncliffe Road field, it was initially thought that we would not be... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11207/Folkestone+Boot+Fair+dates+announced</link>
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		<title>Run Terry, RUN!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/darryl_se7/2411056051/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=\&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2411056051_ab29bb8bb2.jpg\&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11178/Run+Terry%2C+RUN%21</link>
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