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		<title>Red List / Zoo9 / Sellindge Music Festival</title>
		<description>An anti-press release from Sellindge Music Festival! Probably best to get some bands on board and send out some info about who is playing your festival, rather than just going on about someone else's festival. Good to point this out though, Zoo8 was ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11898/Red+List+/+Zoo9+/+Sellindge+Music+Festival&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>zoo</category>
		<category>park</category>
		<category>animals</category>
		<category>wild animals</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>sellindge music festival</category>
		<category>zoo8</category>
		<category>z008</category>
		<category>zoo9</category>
		<category>z009</category>
		<category>zoo thousand</category>
		<category>red list</category>
		<category>red list live</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11898/Red+List+/+Zoo9+/+Sellindge+Music+Festival</link>
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		<title>William Clarke</title>
		<description>Just found &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hampshireclarktree.com/Clarke.htm&quot;&gt;this genealogy site&lt;/a&gt;, the names and places look familiar, there must surely be some connection...</description>
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		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family tree</category>
		<category>clarke</category>
		<category>william clarke</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11893/William+Clarke</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Fringe update, actually in time for the mailout this week!</title>
		<description>at the leas lift, curated by club shepway:on wednesday 20th and thursday 21st aether flyer play the leas liftaether flyer are still alive thanks to a scientific experiment gone bizarrely wrong, and exactly eighty years on, with an exhibit of their mu... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>fringe</category>
		<category>folkestone fringe</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11521/Folkestone+Fringe+update%2C+actually+in+time+for+the+mailout+this+week%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Ricky Gervais in Folkestone</title>
		<description>umm, if this was filmed in Capel then we should see Folkestone Harbour in the background surely? Looks like it's filmed at St Margarets-at-cliff looking back towards Dover harbour - which is out of shot on the right? </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11491/RE%3A+Ricky+Gervais+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB – FRIDAY  27TH JUNE 2008 AT 7.30</title>
		<description>Following a triumphant show on 31st May The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton.  The line up for the new show will be EARL OKIN, JAMES SHERWOOD, compere MATT PRICE and a newcomer.Earl ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>church</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30</link>
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		<title>Surely that would be ILLEGAL?</title>
		<description>I have seen it now, we watched part one last night, it was pretty good wasn't it?</description>
		<category>pratchett</category>
		<category>terry pratchett</category>
		<category>colour of magic</category>
		<category>torrent</category>
		<category>bittorrent</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11112/Surely+that+would+be+ILLEGAL%3F</link>
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		<title>Ricky Gervais XFM radio show MP3s</title>
		<description>Do you have any? Been listening to lots of Ricky Gervais recently, old radio shows from XFM, and they're great (if repetitive). Now we want more, and we want earlier. The oldest show we have is from November 10th 2001, which I think was an officially...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11065/Ricky+Gervais+XFM+radio+show+MP3s&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>student</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>university</category>
		<category>student union</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>xfm</category>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>ricky gervais</category>
		<category>stephen merchant</category>
		<category>karl pilkington</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11065/Ricky+Gervais+XFM+radio+show+MP3s</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10959</guid>
		<title>&quot;No daft names to consider, no clever descriptions to confuse&quot;</title>
		<description>Well I don't know I approve of the wine thing, the new take on a wine list of (friends of www.popbitch.com The East Room.The Wine Thing – Our wine list is like no other. It is designed to make ordering wine easier, ensure the results are more reliabl... </description>
		<category>wine</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10959/%22No+daft+names+to+consider%2C+no+clever+descriptions+to+confuse%22</link>
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		<title>Four tables, four prices</title>
		<description>Hmm I suspect these four dining tables are actually the same table, but you can pay between 900 and 1250 pounds for them, depending on whether you want the table with just four chairs, four chairs and a bench, five chairs and a bench, or two chairs, ... </description>
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		<category>oak</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>john lewis</category>
		<category>bergerac</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10896/Four+tables%2C+four+prices</link>
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		<title>RE: A whole load of hits suddenly for Sandgate Hotel / Gordon Ramsay searches...</title>
		<description>surely you need to get in there and buy the place before him?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10831/RE%3A+A+whole+load+of+hits+suddenly+for+Sandgate+Hotel+/+Gordon+Ramsay+searches...</link>
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		<title>Very interesting, and turns the whole Morrissey / NME thing on its head</title>
		<description>I had requested my byline be removed, but not exactly for the reasons the Morrissey camp are spinning... The piece was very critical and NME decided to tone it down, something I didn't agree with. They showed me several rewritten versions, some of wh... </description>
		<category>smiths</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>morrissey</category>
		<category>nme</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10734/Very+interesting%2C+and+turns+the+whole+Morrissey+/+NME+thing+on+its+head</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10651</guid>
		<title>market in town saturday</title>
		<description>How can Folkestone hope to clear up its image with this nasty market in town.? who buys this stuff? i cannot see the major retailers wanting to trade along side this lot... its all so down market. surely we dont want to encourage this type of market ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10651/market+in+town+saturday</link>
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		<title>And a Folkestone property update</title>
		<description>The basement flat next door (but still in my block) sold over the summer for only £110,000, that's a lot less than I hope this one's worth. It is only a one bedder, and in the basement, and the whole thing has been gutted by the new purchaser, so we'... </description>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10632/And+a+Folkestone+property+update</link>
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		<title>Frank Skinner last night</title>
		<description>Quite a good gig last night, Frank was funny and rude, and likeable because of his self depracating ways. He did two sets, with an interval, and then came back to do a little song on his banjo too. He's on tour for another two months, so see him if y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Frank Skinner last night&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;Rated 6.02/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>review</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>php</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night</link>
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		<title>Frank Skinner tonight</title>
		<description>Off to Frank Skinner tonight at the Leas Cliff Hall, my first gig-like event in a long while, even though it'll all be old people like me sat down. Tomorrow, we're after buying tickets for The Cure if we can, that surely will be different...... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10532/Frank+Skinner+tonight</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10475</guid>
		<title>Hacking the WidePod</title>
		<description>OK, I have not actually hacked the new ipod Touch yet, I do not have one and have not seen one in the flesh,  but I wanted to have a post on subject anyway. I love the idea of being able to go online on the device, but if it's all geared towards just... </description>
		<category>apple</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>mac</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10475/Hacking+the+WidePod</link>
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		<title>RE: Up to our HIPs (geddit?!?!?)</title>
		<description>Surely stopping the wife from scoring a perfect 10 simply out of spite is a sackable offence?Back from Rome now, and knee deep in javacript and xml driven menus. Soul destroying stuff.....bring on the weekend and Taste!www.channel4.com/life/microsite... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10281/RE%3A+Up+to+our+HIPs+%28geddit%3F%21%3F%21%3F%29</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10249</guid>
		<title>RE: you'd have to be very familiar with red dwarf to know what I was on about</title>
		<description>My plan is to wait until it's all over and watch them all back-to-back. Although now that they say it'll run for years, I might watch them all up to the end of the current series now, then take a break.Surely they can't keep it interesting for that l... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<category>lost</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10249/RE%3A+you%27d+have+to+be+very+familiar+with+red+dwarf+to+know+what+I+was+on+about</link>
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		<title>Canterbury weekender</title>
		<description>Had such a great weekend, it's taken me days to recover, and I've not fully gathered my thoughts. I'm in danger of forgetting everything though, so It's time to blat out a mini review.Friday started how all our Fridays used to start, with a trip to C... </description>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<category>wagamama</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10221/Canterbury+weekender</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>That's pretty bad... WHAT is the point of the cameras then?  Surely even if they catch the guy they can't use that as evidence?  It could be anyone.</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10150/RE%3A+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10047</guid>
		<title>Sports centre &quot;dead and buried&quot;</title>
		<description>That's the end of the new Folkestone and Hythe sports facilities then... What about the poor consultants though? Without our millions they will surely starve!... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10047/Sports+centre+%22dead+and+buried%22</link>
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		<title>Sleep easy families of South London</title>
		<description>This gun crime problem among your children is surely close to resolution - BBC Breakfast today had the UK's least famous man Richard Blackwood in to give his point of view. I can only assume they had a real guest lined up who pulled out at the last m... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10021/Sleep+easy+families+of+South+London</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9890</guid>
		<title>Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes</title>
		<description>Interesting pop chart changes afoot, now downloads are eligible for the chart even if there is no corresponding CD single available. As this is a relatively new technology, changes are happening all the time I'm sure, but this is quite a meaty one. W... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9890/Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone lunch club?</title>
		<description>Err what? clicked on the link and found among other things an artical about freezing someone. Surely you weren't refering to that !?!?</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9877/RE%3A+Folkestone+lunch+club%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9846</guid>
		<title>Too busy being festive to update</title>
		<description>Been doing all the usual things though, one lot of xmas drinks with some friends that I don't see often enough, no christmas drinks with other friends that I'm not going to see now until after christmas, what with living too far away, a great shame. ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9846/Too+busy+being+festive+to+update</link>
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		<title>Dolphin Filming</title>
		<description>Dave the Dolphin has been in touch again, firstly with a full filming schedule from the BBC (their Inside Out TV programme will be filming a Folkestone Dolphin special), and local people really ought to be involved... The plan is:Meet near the harbou...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9664/Dolphin+Filming&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Dolphin Filming&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/2725960762_8a049d3d31_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9664/Dolphin+Filming&quot;&gt;Rated 6.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>garden</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9664/Dolphin+Filming</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9605</guid>
		<title>Skate knobs</title>
		<description>Has this menu board been defaced, or are &quot;Skate knobs&quot; a real thing?That's the menu board from The Hermitage... If you were going to go to the bother of messing with their board, surely you'd change that to &quot;Peasant Pate&quot; too?Aha from wikibooks:skate...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9605/Skate+knobs&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Skate knobs&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2496134859_780229c35f_d.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9605/Skate+knobs&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
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		<category>french</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9605/Skate+knobs</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8698</guid>
		<title>ZZ blows his top</title>
		<description>So what was said then? Must surely have been something racial. Man alive it's a dirty game.Cream-crackered today, don't feel like I rested for a second at the weekend, not only did we stay up far too late on Saturday, but we went OUT on a FRIDAY! Thi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8698/ZZ+blows+his+top</link>
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		<title>Sofa, so good</title>
		<description>SMART, just got a call from Furniture Village, our new sofa is on the way! They'll be calling again on Friday to arrange a two hour delivery window on Saturday... WAITAMINUTE, not World Cup Saturday surely? What if they can only deliver it during the... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8636/Sofa%2C+so+good</link>
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		<title>Baby baby, where did our weekend go?</title>
		<description>Aciton packed weekend, yet again quite literally TWO daytime trips out of the house that were not just to the shop or the pub, what is going on? We had such a full weekend that I had just about no time for larking about on the computer or even sittin... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8584/Baby+baby%2C+where+did+our+weekend+go%3F</link>
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