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		<title>an evening of clairvoyance with psychic medium colin fry tickets selling fast</title>
		<description>Still getting lots of searches for this sort of nonsense here:An Evening of Clairvoyance with Colin Fry 26/02/09 &amp;pound;19.5 White Rock Theatre An Evening of Clairvoyance with Colin Fry 03/03/09 &amp;pound;19.5 Leas Cliff Hall Colin Fry and TJ Higgs - Th...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11918/an+evening+of+clairvoyance+with+psychic+medium+colin+fry+tickets+selling+fast&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;an evening of clairvoyance with psychic medium colin fry tickets selling fast&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11918/an+evening+of+clairvoyance+with+psychic+medium+colin+fry+tickets+selling+fast&quot;&gt;Rated 6.02/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>RE: now all we need is the date...</title>
		<description>sorry to come to this really late...but the Metronome was a great venue...and indeed, i can confirm i saw the following bands there...cardiacs/levitationkingmaker (supported by Suede in the week The Drowners was released)manics (don't remember it bei... </description>
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		<title>Crap Town!!</title>
		<description>Folkestone's so depressingly shit, kids are even coming from Bridgend to hang themselves.</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
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		<title>RE: Oof, shooting in Cheriton!</title>
		<description>That was 2 years ago. I don't think you got tazered. I smell BULLSHIT BOB.</description>
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		<title>Fake GAP voucher</title>
		<description>Hmm, I smell bullshit, there's a supposedly fake GAP voucher doing the rounds offering a 60% discount at GAP today, I heard about this on www.bbc.co.uk/breakfast - don't worry though, GAP will still be offering a genuine 30% discount to anyone turnin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher</link>
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		<title>Mulled wine! And BEER!</title>
		<description>This one's mostly for Dean, I know he likes to hear about how hard we're working at work. We're having another one of our fun days tomorrow, one last barbecue to celebrate a big deal working out, and everyone working hard to make it happen. Also, you... </description>
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		<title>Nice spamming attempt</title>
		<description>The engagement ring has a diamond, the wedding rings do not. I don't believe all that bullshit about how the engagement ring must be this and must cost this much etc, it's propaganda put about by diamond and precious metal merchants. I did fall for i... </description>
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		<title>My lot are a registered company</title>
		<description>But your you're right, that does seem slightly bullshit that you have to pay the licensing fee and then not actually be licensed...I still don't fully understand online radio, if you're paying 50 quid a month for 10 simultaneous streams, how is a rad... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10606/My+lot+are+a+registered+company</link>
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		<title>I'd calmed down, but now I'm seething again!</title>
		<description>There was another show on, when Nigella was off air, a &quot;how to make simple Indian food&quot; type thing, and it was shit, and the woman doing the show reminded me of a really bad Nigella. There was hardly any cooking (and the cooking she did do was fried ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10582/I%27d+calmed+down%2C+but+now+I%27m+seething+again%21</link>
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		<title>The Cure playing Wembley</title>
		<description>The Cure are playing Wembley on March 20th according to the nme. Thanks to Emma for pointing this out, she's right though, we have been spoiled in seeing them in the very cosy confines of the Barfly, as part of a lucky crowd of about 200 people. Can ... </description>
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		<title>Edinburgh (being the second part of our holiday)</title>
		<description>Edinburgh is nice. &quot;Our kind of city&quot; the wife wrote on her postcards, and I agree. We got a speedy train there from Carlisle into Edinburgh Haymarket, this was the side of the city we were staying on. We could have been a bit closer to the action bu... </description>
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		<category>half way house</category>
		<category>rebus</category>
		<category>fleshmarket close</category>
		<category>duke of edinburgh</category>
		<category>prince philip</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10330/Edinburgh+%28being+the+second+part+of+our+holiday%29</link>
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		<title>Glastonbury tickets</title>
		<description>Haha, people are still trying to sell glastonbury tickets on ebay even with the super heightened security:This ticket is for a white male between 25-35 with dark brown hair.  The photo isn't clear so would cover most people.I can't gauruntee entry to... </description>
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		<title>So are we going to Glastonbury or what?</title>
		<description>I suspect not this year, as we have a lot on in June anyway, but if we were we'd have to register in advance... Weird. Will it beat the touts? I doubt it, unless all the artists' guests have to register in the same way, just as far in advance.Who wil... </description>
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		<category>glastonbury 2007</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9977/So+are+we+going+to+Glastonbury+or+what%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9882</guid>
		<title>Folkestone gig history</title>
		<description>Been doing some gig history updates, I found some Prodigy, Gary Numan, and Leatherface gigs, and then found this on a myspace page:In 1993 Bonbooshe disbanded and I joined Glasshouse with Geoff and Ian Davies and spent 3 years with them recording, gi... </description>
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		<title>A journey into the unknown...</title>
		<description>Went to Ashford yesterday, for a day out, as Clare had the day off and we wanted to go bowling. Man alive, it's rubbish there... I'm kind of glad we hit the very worst high street type parts of the town first, as it meant that Ashford grew on us as t... </description>
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		<title>Well at least it's good for the garden</title>
		<description>Not a lot else to report, having a lot of trouble with spammers on here, so if you want to post a reply I'm afraid you'll have to register now, until I can work something out.Nice that the rain has cooled things down a bit, it was a bit of a shock th... </description>
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		<title>indigo</title>
		<description>just to warn ne one if you havent been beford, it is the biggest shit hole ever!! its full of YOUNG people especially YOUNG girls. the music is pants and the whole atmosphere is crap. just a word of warning so you dont go and waste £6 on getting in....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8207/indigo&quot;&gt;Rated 7.14/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>It's good to be back, it's good to be back</title>
		<description>Thankyou for the concerned phonecalls and emails and texts, I am all OK, just had a few days away from work and the computer with a bad back, too much housework I reckon. Gave me a nice relaxing time in front of the TV though.Before all that, let me ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8098/It%27s+good+to+be+back%2C+it%27s+good+to+be+back</link>
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		<title>It's Not Easy Being Green</title>
		<description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8038/It%27s+Not+Easy+Being+Green</link>
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		<title>RE: First full day of knowing my leaving date...</title>
		<description>hold on. let me get this right...you've got a mutual notice period of 12 months? yikes. if so, surely you could negotiate an early finish provided you gave them say 1-2 month's notice??also, just wanted to tender my regards....next time i go down far... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8031/RE%3A+First+full+day+of+knowing+my+leaving+date...</link>
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		<title>RE: Frozen balls</title>
		<description>fu, deleted this site, this sux, i want to search something and i come up here, on this crapy site full of links and bullshit!&lt;br /&gt;FUCK YOU</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4694/RE%3A+Frozen+balls</link>
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		<title>It's a good job shit spelling isn't fatal</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4622/It%27s+a+good+job+shit+spelling+isn%27t+fatal</link>
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		<title>doh!</title>
		<description>too busy making up shit jokes, and not busy enough in the attention dept On the pocket pc, can't edit... </description>
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		<title>The Ramones in Canterbury</title>
		<description>Some gig history stuff from www.mrgig.com; DrGavin saysI've heard that The Ramones wrote I Wanna Be Sedated backstage at a venue in Canterbury (can't remember which one) and that Judge Dread literally died on stage at the Penny Theatreand Bro concurs... </description>
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		<title>The Dark 1982</title>
		<description>I was the bass player in 'Mutilate' - that was our biggest gig - I'm sure we must have been absolute shite. ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<title>RE: My gigography</title>
		<description>My 19th birthday gig !!!Deeeee-lite were a bit shite as I remember. The Revolting Cocks were better at the Astoria. Remember the strippers and you stage diving whilst I stood at the back in agony for some reason. Nirvana at the Hummingbird, now calle... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4117/RE%3A+My+gigography</link>
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		<title>RE: Pete Doherty</title>
		<description>hey u are lucky i wish i could meet him i would tell him to sort himself out though! we all still love him, well the origional people who knew him, but he needs to sort it out, it seem that he doesnt give  ashit about his fans anymore.its upsettingps... </description>
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		<title>RE: Clubbing in the week</title>
		<description>Pubbing for me. The Portland Arms yesterday was buzzing. Weird. On a Thursday. And I too feel right shite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, perhaps the busy pub was cos of John Peel Night. There were bands playing and that.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4030/RE%3A+Clubbing+in+the+week</link>
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		<title>Barry Hyde &amp; Jaff (Craig) from the Futureheads</title>
		<description>This Aint Vegas album launch party with Field Music Orchestra.  Barry was drunk and Jaff shouted 'It's shit!' when Peter Brewis was talking about Field Music's album.</description>
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		<title>It could be the top of a sewer</title>
		<description>But I could see the layers of brick in cross section, and there was more &quot;solid&quot; beneath them. I hope it wasn't ALL shit, though that would explain the whiff.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3772/It+could+be+the+top+of+a+sewer</link>
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		<title>Astoria</title>
		<description>plus Idlewild, Scott 4, and Unbelievable Truth - unbelievably SHIT more like. Thom Yorke's brother's band. Part of NME Brats week....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/95/Astoria</link>
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