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		<title>Legends of Folkestone</title>
		<description>Speaking to a friend last night in Chambers about legends of folkestone a Facebook group he has set up. Hoping to swap some info with my Folkestone history section... Over 1000 members, nice, and some interesting sounding events:Events:Darth Vader vi... </description>
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		<category>folkestone legends</category>
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		<title>I did not win that xbox</title>
		<description>Outbid on an old school xbox, bah. Do you have one? Are you local? Can I collect? I don't care about any games but a remote would be nice. I passed up on one that went for a tenner for this one, because it came with a remote.... </description>
		<category>xbox</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11881/I+did+not+win+that+xbox</link>
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		<title>Elizabeth and Raleigh - Late but Live</title>
		<description>Cool, I agreed to go to this (our company are sponsoring it) before realising it was a Stewart Lee effort, this will be great! I hope we still agree tomorrow night, going out for dinner after it too, this is not normal behaviour for us on a school ni...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11643/Elizabeth+and+Raleigh+-+Late+but+Live&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>canterbury festival</category>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy Saturday 1st November</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday November 1st The line up consists of Quincy, Ed Aczel, compere David Whitney, plus a newcomer’s act. Quincy Quincy is a remarkable ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>edward aczel</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November</link>
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		<title>Got my Folkestone Literary Festival tickets</title>
		<description>We're off to talks by David Starkey and Susie Dent, and I've also ended up with one for Sandi Toksvig. Clare was meant to be going with her Mum, but they've double booked. There are more things I'm tempted to go to, but it would mean going out on a s... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11606/Got+my+Folkestone+Literary+Festival+tickets</link>
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		<title>RE: Vanished businesses</title>
		<description>Feltonfleet moved to Cobham, Surrey after moving from Folkestone and pupils were evacuated during the war to Perrott Hill in Crewkerne, Somerset.  After the war, the school moved back to the existing site in Surrey and is very much thriving now as a ... </description>
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		<title>Got an email about the School of Art</title>
		<description>From Eamon Everall no less:Hi, you ask for info on Folkestone School of Art ,  I went there from 1966 to 1967. When i went it was where the multi story car park opposite the junction of Alexandra Gardens &amp; Middleburg Square, now is. More or less oppo... </description>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>mj hibbett</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11465/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+is+off+to+Edinburgh+NOW%21</link>
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		<title>Famous people who have lived in Folkestone</title>
		<description>I'm looking for help online with a puzzle that a friend at work has set, it relates to a famous grave and plaque in Folkestone somewhere. No joy yet, but I did find this PDF of Folkestone Town Crier (the newsletter of the town council). It has a cros... </description>
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		<category>town council</category>
		<category>town crier</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11327/Famous+people+who+have+lived+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;Rated 6.02/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08</link>
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		<title>want to learn spanish</title>
		<description>Hello i saw your 'ad' and was interested in if you teach spanish and the costs of it. I am still at school and am currently learning spanish for my GCSE's but wanted to extend my vocabulary to intitle me to be able to speak more. If you could please ... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11192/want+to+learn+spanish</link>
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		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>Hey Jez - it's George (geordie</title>
		<description>Gerald - 'tis Geordie George if U R da right guy...we used 2 jam @ my house in Cheriton and urs too - with a beer an a smoke! I also had young Paul as a learner...haha, my son Daniels' friend from school to ...erm...teach! 16 yrs on - and my boys (me... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11012/Hey+Jez+-+it%27s+George+%28geordie</link>
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		<title>Mr Gordon Brown refused my demand to abolish religious mythology in schools</title>
		<description>Well fancy that. Do you think that one day a boy will ever be born who can swim faster than a shark one of these petitions will provoke anything other than a dismissal? We received a petition asking:    &quot;We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister... </description>
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		<category>politics</category>
		<category>petition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10958/Mr+Gordon+Brown+refused+my+demand+to+abolish+religious+mythology+in+schools</link>
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		<title>Don't you wish you went to school in Ashford</title>
		<description>A twelve year old Ashford has been arrested for letting one off in class. Political correctness gone mad? Oh no, didn't I say, it was a pepper gas cannister, not a bottom burp.Ambulances and things were called, parents turned up panicking to find the... </description>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>pepper spray</category>
		<category>school</category>
		<category>riot</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10942/Don%27t+you+wish+you+went+to+school+in+Ashford</link>
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		<title>RE: It looks like West is best for London, long term</title>
		<description>well i think it depends on whereabouts in london you want to end up? personally I would think west is best - as that gives you more options for london bridge, waterloo and charing cross.  the thing is, i would try to live fairly near the station you ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10868/RE%3A+It+looks+like+West+is+best+for+London%2C+long+term</link>
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		<title>Short weekend</title>
		<description>Where did that go then? I'm sure I was only at work an hour or so ago and now it's time to go back again... Tired today, had quite an action packed weekend that just went too fast. Started off with work drinks in Trashford, a couple in the Phoenix (S... </description>
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		<category>camera</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10650/Short+weekend</link>
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		<title>It's not the show that's on TV, he's just being interviewed</title>
		<description>It's on BBC Newsnight or something, but it's on at about quarter to six, so not Newsnight. The trailer was meant to be a load of outtakes from Ricky talking to camera, but it looked lame and unconvincing really.Not seen this show, so that's a treat f... </description>
		<category>ricky gervais</category>
		<category>frank skinner</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10520/It%27s+not+the+show+that%27s+on+TV%2C+he%27s+just+being+interviewed</link>
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		<title>Here's who invented Folkestone's Creative Quarter!</title>
		<description>Surprisingly it's not any of the creative foundation or anyone connected with Roger De Haan, it's the boy who writes this blog, he invented it for a laugh while he was at school.... </description>
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		<title>Ooh lightning strike!</title>
		<description>No trains from Folkestone for the forseeable, because of a lighting strike over night, we do get all the action here don't we. They can't put on any replacement busses until after the school run as they're all in use. I'm getting a lift in today so I... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10411/Ooh+lightning+strike%21</link>
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		<title>A working copy here for only $200 at the moment</title>
		<description>plus shipping from the USA... Yeah cheers for that!I was just talking to a friend at work about games, he plays in a Bloodbowl league! I used to play that when I was at school, maybe I'll get another set...... </description>
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		<title>What a Hampton Wick</title>
		<description>Oh dear, be careful with your sat nav (particularly if you are visiting me from Fareham this weekend) and don't make the same mistake as this Fareham coach driver. Instead of taking a party of school children to Hampton Court, he ended up round the b... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone before 1500</title>
		<description>The Folkestone People's History Centre is inviting local people to take part in an exciting new heritage project called &quot;A Town Unearthed: Folkestone Before 1500&quot;.Residents of Folkestone and the local media are invited to find out about the project a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10051/Folkestone+before+1500&quot;&gt;Rated 3.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>No snow here</title>
		<description>Had a few pictures emailed and texted in from friends and family about the place of their snowy gardens and the like. Just very cold here, and mostly clear, though I can see some low lying cloud or heavy fog up on the hills.On the top of both fog and... </description>
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		<title>Blood on the tracks</title>
		<description>Watched &quot;The Roadkill Chef&quot; last night, billed by BBC Three as &quot;Eccentric roadkill connoisseur Fergus Drennan tries to change the eating habits of the people in the town of Sandwich in Kent by throwing the community a roadkill feast&quot;. Sandwich is rea... </description>
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		<title>Monday morning roundup</title>
		<description>I'd heard of this before, but didn't know the reason why some councils are refusing to recycle shredded paper, that's pretty poor.Commercial director John Collis said: &quot;The small pieces of paper tend to get trapped in the conveyor belts and cause a f... </description>
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		<title>Creative Players Panto</title>
		<description>Hi and hope you are well............................. This is to announce the reading for The Creative Players Pantomime which will be either 'The white Cat' or 'Santa in Space'. The White Cat is a very traditional Pantomime..........Santa in Space i... </description>
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		<title>Charles Perrault fairy tales, in Dutch</title>
		<description>Illustrated by Harry Clarke, Check it out here...Henry &quot;Harry&quot; Patrick Clarke (1889-1931), born in Dublin, began his work life first at an architect's office and then as an apprentice at his father's stained glass art firm.  He studied art at the Dub... </description>
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		<title>RE: First day of school</title>
		<description>Did  I miss the 'I got a job post' ? Is this the computer game company you were talking about?</description>
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		<title>First day of school</title>
		<description>So, my first day back at work after a nice summer off. So far it is just great, there's a free canteen in the building, today I had Chinese vegetables and rice and things, there was also a meaty option of red Thai curry. Now to the downside, they don... </description>
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		<title>Wembley Stadium</title>
		<description>Plus Hue &amp; Cry and The Bhundu Boys, but not the rumoured Wet Wet Wet. My first concert, went with a friend from school and some friends of his dad. Sounds a bit weird now. Got the t-shirt, programme, every bit of junk going...... </description>
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