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		<title>Ian Cognito for Lone Stary Comedy club in January</title>
		<description>And it's back at Lanterns! And it's pay day! Ian Cognito headlines, here's the (nearly) full lineup:Tom Price is a British Actor and one of the stars of the Five Comedy show Swinging. He has also appeared as police officer PC Andy Davidson in a numbe...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11936/Ian+Cognito+for+Lone+Stary+Comedy+club+in+January&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>dj</category>
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		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
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		<category>ian cognito</category>
		<category>lanterns</category>
		<category>folkestone comedy</category>
		<category>kent comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11936/Ian+Cognito+for+Lone+Stary+Comedy+club+in+January</link>
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		<title>RE: Linksys WVC54G wireless camera, btinternet SMTP and gmail</title>
		<description>I have a similar problem and I got tired of fighting with it. Most of these cameras also will send a screen shot to an ftp server so I wrote a vbscript that polls the server and then sends an email using my workplace smtp server. Obviously, you need ... </description>
		<category>vbscript</category>
		<category>visual basic</category>
		<category>ftp</category>
		<category>camera</category>
		<category>blackberry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11670/RE%3A+Linksys+WVC54G+wireless+camera%2C+btinternet+SMTP+and+gmail</link>
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		<title>Who is Russell Brand?</title>
		<description>Lordy, could Russell Brand have done anything better to raise his profile than that phone call to Andrew Sachs? Mostly it's probably the Hate Mail on Sunday that's to blame. When the original Russell Brand show went out, no-one was listening. It's on... </description>
		<category>russell brand</category>
		<category>jonathan ross</category>
		<category>andrew sachs</category>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>georgina baillie</category>
		<category>voluptua</category>
		<category>satanic sluts</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11667/Who+is+Russell+Brand%3F</link>
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		<title>Susie Dent's coming to Folkestone</title>
		<description>Susie Dent of Countdown's &quot;Dictionary Corner&quot; is coming to Folkestone as part of Folkestone Literary Festival 2008. At least I hope it's the same Susie Dent. We watch Countdown every day on 40D, so this will be nice.She has a regular publication call... </description>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>countdown</category>
		<category>susie dent</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival 2008</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival</category>
		<category>literary festival</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>bbc4</category>
		<category>channel 4</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11590/Susie+Dent%27s+coming+to+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>David Devant top ten</title>
		<description>Just browsing last.fm to see if anyone's mentioned the David Devant gig at the 100 Club (and they haven't), but I see this top ten of their tracks most listened, by users of last.fm. Who have installed the software, that monitors what you're listenin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten&quot;&gt;Rated 4.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>david devant</category>
		<category>last.fm</category>
		<category>last fm</category>
		<category>david devant and his spirit wife</category>
		<category>asylum</category>
		<category>simon pegg</category>
		<category>julina barratt</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten</link>
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		<title>Tipping etiquette</title>
		<description>Had the day off today a day working jolly hard at home, as our new fridge freezer was being delivered. I shouldn't joke about it, the working from home I mean, but it's a running routine between Clare and myself, she works at home once a week usually... </description>
		<category>fridge</category>
		<category>freezer</category>
		<category>pool table</category>
		<category>etiquette</category>
		<category>tipping etiquette</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11503/Tipping+etiquette</link>
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		<title>New google walking directions (needs some work)</title>
		<description>120 miles on foot or two miles by road, hmm. I think they put these deliberate mistakes in there just to get people talking.Talking of google, www.cuil.com is launched, they've been spidering this site for a while, it's a new search site started by s... </description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<category>google map</category>
		<category>map</category>
		<category>maps</category>
		<category>cuil</category>
		<category>cuil.com</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11462/New+google+walking+directions+%28needs+some+work%29</link>
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		<title>PHP 4 to 5 migration</title>
		<description>Bit of an all encompassing thing this, I use PHP for work and for home, I've pretty much abandoned perl since I joined Holiday Extras a year and a half ago. PHP4, widely used everywhere, (including on this blog) is about to die. It's been on it's way... </description>
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		<category>php4</category>
		<category>php5</category>
		<category>php 4 to 5 migration</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>turin brakes</category>
		<category>programming</category>
		<category>code</category>
		<category>perl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11298/PHP+4+to+5+migration</link>
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		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;Rated 6.02/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>leas cliff hall</category>
		<category>syd arthur</category>
		<category>kid id</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08</link>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>Recently our 5th Print competition of the season was held and judged by Kevin Harvey a member of St. Mary’;s Bay Camera Club and , a very experienced photographer with excellent tips on how we can improve our photography.  Winners (points our of 20) ... </description>
		<category>capel</category>
		<category>capel le ferne</category>
		<category>photography</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11184/Folkestone+camera+club+update</link>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>On 30th March was our 5th digital image competition of the season when our members learn from the judges comments, tips, advice and experience. Our judge was Mr Dave Mason who came to us from Woolwich, a very experienced photographer, and his results... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>photography</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11148/Folkestone+camera+club+update</link>
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		<title>Some popbitch updates</title>
		<description>Had a quiet night in last night, while Clare was out down Chambers with her bro, putting the world to rights. So, did some coding that I'd meant to do for ages, and put a new &quot;new&quot; feature on the popbitch board; posts that are new since your last vis... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>pc</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>linux</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11121/Some+popbitch+updates</link>
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		<title>Canterbury's Law</title>
		<description>Bah, guessing this is a new TV show, it's cluttering up my search results for Canterbury related things:A television series centered on Elizabeth Canterbury (Margulies), a tough-minded defense attorney who isn't afraid to push boundaries in order to ... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11064/Canterbury%27s+Law</link>
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		<title>Boo, pissed off</title>
		<description>Just had our viewing of the house we were going to see tomorrow cancelled, the vendors have received a full asking price offer yesterday. We hadn't seen this house yet (apart from online), it was right on the street with no real garden to speak of, a... </description>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11047/Boo%2C+pissed+off</link>
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		<title>Spoof stories</title>
		<description>Noticed a lot more people recently turning up here having looked for spoof stories or spoof story, mostly as a result of this spoof story about Dickens World. Wonder if it's just coincidence that people are trawling for spoof stories around the time ... </description>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>spoof story</category>
		<category>spoof stories</category>
		<category>spoof</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11031/Spoof+stories</link>
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		<title>&quot;No daft names to consider, no clever descriptions to confuse&quot;</title>
		<description>Well I don't know I approve of the wine thing, the new take on a wine list of (friends of www.popbitch.com The East Room.The Wine Thing – Our wine list is like no other. It is designed to make ordering wine easier, ensure the results are more reliabl... </description>
		<category>wine</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10959/%22No+daft+names+to+consider%2C+no+clever+descriptions+to+confuse%22</link>
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		<title>Weather report part two</title>
		<description>Ferocious rain woke us both up in the night, a proper downpour again. Clare got the fear that the weather might have resulted in our pilot light going out (it happened before), which would mean waking up to cold showers, so I got up to check on it. W... </description>
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		<category>xml</category>
		<category>soap</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>john lewis</category>
		<category>bergerac</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10934/Weather+report+part+two</link>
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		<title>Lost: bit annoying</title>
		<description>Watched the new episode, hope you enjoy it if you watch it tonight. I'm convinced the story's still being made up as it goes along, and that there won't be any actual answers by the end of the show. Some new ideas introduced, I'll probably stick with... </description>
		<category>lost</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>dover</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>ale</category>
		<category>camra</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10929/Lost%3A+bit+annoying</link>
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		<title>Apple Airbook</title>
		<description>There's a new ultra portable mac to be announced todday I think, some speculation here on Wired, see how everyone has to comment without reading the article? (Cue replies here, missing the point of this post, if there was a point, and there were any ... </description>
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		<category>weather</category>
		<category>apple</category>
		<category>mac</category>
		<category>airbook</category>
		<category>engadget</category>
		<category>wired</category>
		<category>thinksecret</category>
		<category>macrumors</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10842/Apple+Airbook</link>
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		<title>If a picture paints a thousand words...</title>
		<description>Does this video clip of us in Belgium this weekend make anything I have to say on the subject completely redundant?See, Mum, Dad, Clare and me on a humungous big wheel, part of the Plaisers d'Hiver festival type affair that was going in Brussels this... </description>
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		<category>belgium</category>
		<category>brussels</category>
		<category>france</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>drink</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>mustard</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10775/If+a+picture+paints+a+thousand+words...</link>
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		<title>Morrissey vs The NME</title>
		<description>True To You publishes the full exchange. It's likely to result in the biggest selling NME for a while, trebles all round!Good week at work, busy but productive.There's a two-for-one offer on www.wagamama.com for Canterbury for tomorrow, that solves w...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10730/Morrissey+vs+The+NME&quot;&gt;Rated 7.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>japanese</category>
		<category>noodles</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>canteen</category>
		<category>food</category>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>nme</category>
		<category>morrissey</category>
		<category>wagamama</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10730/Morrissey+vs+The+NME</link>
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		<title>What rugby?</title>
		<description>You forgot to bless the boot didn't you... A good game anyway, and we did well to get to the final. Perhaps an iffy decision on that disallowed try, but perhaps not.A good day yesterday too, just for a change we had lunch in Wagamama in Canterbury, b... </description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>recipes</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>gordon ramsay</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>psp</category>
		<category>birthday</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>party</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>etchinghill</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10608/What+rugby%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Rugby, RESULT</title>
		<description>You need a PVR. I have been watching Saturday Kitchen on days that are not Saturday for a long time now, could not live without my Freeview PVR!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10583/RE%3A+Rugby%2C+RESULT</link>
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		<title>RE: Rugby, RESULT</title>
		<description>Bloody Nigella! I watched her for the first time the other week and I too wanted to kick the TV in. That's not a cookery show, it's a show where a woman talks about how much she likes eating and then eats some stuff. Anyone can arrange pre-packed foo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10581/RE%3A+Rugby%2C+RESULT</link>
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		<title>Rugby, RESULT</title>
		<description>What a great game and result on Saturday! we started off as usual with a trip to Canterbury, where there was a local food fair on, with stalls and demonstrations and things, and lots of local food producers in attendance. Got some bread and some plan... </description>
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		<category>tv</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>postal strike</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10579/Rugby%2C+RESULT</link>
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		<title>Fullsome weekender</title>
		<description>Fairly action packed weekend for me really, surprise meal for Clare's folks for their ruby wedding on Friday, we went to The Jackdaw. I had exotic mushroom paella, it was a bit dull really but a nice night out anyway. Most other people loved their fo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10558/Fullsome+weekender&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Fullsome weekender&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10558/Fullsome+weekender&quot;&gt;Rated 4.93/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
		<category>gatwick</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>denton</category>
		<category>jackdaw</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10558/Fullsome+weekender</link>
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		<title>A new version of popex?</title>
		<description>I thought someone had launched a new version of popex when I heard about this new product:No I didn't. However, I did wonder if something was being stirred up when I saw search results for popex travels over there in the sidebar --&gt;Guessing it's peop... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10525/A+new+version+of+popex%3F</link>
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		<title>An aggressive youth in a tracksuit, should not be hard to find...</title>
		<description>Reprinting from Kent news, hopefully they'll get a result, are there not CCTV cameras all over the Leas?POLICE are appealing for help identifying a group of youths who assaulted and hurled abuse at a street cleaner.The 62-year-old broke his arm when ... </description>
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		<category>crime</category>
		<category>theleas</category>
		<category>crimestoppers</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10522/An+aggressive+youth+in+a+tracksuit%2C+should+not+be+hard+to+find...</link>
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		<title>wg111 (wifi) + ubuntu (linux) still not playing nicely</title>
		<description>Everything was good until I upgraded to the newer &quot;Feisty Fawn&quot; version of ubuntu, now we're back to the drawing board. I have no wifi and sometimes I have no keyboard or mouse either. If any of the following instructions (which I'm copying and pasti... </description>
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		<category>ubuntu</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
		<category>netgear</category>
		<category>ndiswrapper</category>
		<category>feisty</category>
		<category>feisty fawn</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10274/wg111+%28wifi%29+%2B+ubuntu+%28linux%29+still+not+playing+nicely</link>
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		<title>Hopefully someone can</title>
		<description>My guess is that the names too common and those details are too sparse for much of a result though... good luck!</description>
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