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		<title>Who is Russell Brand?</title>
		<description>Lordy, could Russell Brand have done anything better to raise his profile than that phone call to Andrew Sachs? Mostly it's probably the Hate Mail on Sunday that's to blame. When the original Russell Brand show went out, no-one was listening. It's on... </description>
		<category>russell brand</category>
		<category>jonathan ross</category>
		<category>andrew sachs</category>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>georgina baillie</category>
		<category>voluptua</category>
		<category>satanic sluts</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11667/Who+is+Russell+Brand%3F</link>
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		<title>Own Gig - want to book your favourite band to do a private gig?</title>
		<description>Hmm just seen http://www.owngig.com on popbitch, it's a site where you can get together with likeminded fans and pay your favourite band to do a gig. And it really can work, see this news piece from them: We are a matter of days away now from making ... </description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>blow monkeys</category>
		<category>popbitch party</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11650/Own+Gig+-+want+to+book+your+favourite+band+to+do+a+private+gig%3F</link>
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		<title>A bit I contributed to from the popbitch book</title>
		<description>Well kind of, Clare and I brought this tiger back from Las Vegas and gave it to Camilla, who has used it in her Siegfried and Roy recreation in the book:... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>siegfried and roy</category>
		<category>las vegas</category>
		<category>book</category>
		<category>popbitch book</category>
		<category>tiger</category>
		<category>white tiger</category>
		<category>montecore</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11639/A+bit+I+contributed+to+from+the+popbitch+book</link>
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		<title>Great weekend (belated weeekend-o-blog)</title>
		<description>Great as in really good and great as in just enormous, fitted quite a lot in. Clare was out in London Friday night, and had got a hotel so I was planning to meet her later and we'd stay over so as to have a nice Saturday there too. Work is busy as ev... </description>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>cocktails</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11632/Great+weekend+%28belated+weeekend-o-blog%29</link>
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		<title>Obama mix free mp3</title>
		<description>Get it here, not heard it yet, but I think I'd urge people to vote Obama anyway. I'm not sitting on the fence like KISS. It's obviously not my call, but how often has the Conservative candidate been the better choice?That link courtesy of billy squie... </description>
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		<category>politics</category>
		<category>mp3</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>obama</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>tiger</category>
		<category>white tiger</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11626/Obama+mix+free+mp3</link>
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		<title>Your musical compatibility with pauldraper is Low</title>
		<description>Hurrah, that's good! Paul Draper was in Mansun, who I used to really like I liked them most early on, hoping they would become huge so the super rare first single would be worth some money, but it didn't really happen.Thanks popbitch for that link to... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>mansun</category>
		<category>last.fm</category>
		<category>last fm</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11585/Your+musical+compatibility+with+pauldraper+is+Low</link>
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		<title>Popbitch book is on the way.</title>
		<description>You can &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/184605382X/clarkeology-21##&quot;&gt;preorder it now&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>popbitch annual</category>
		<category>popbitch book</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11559/Popbitch+book+is+on+the+way.</link>
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		<title>It's Rainham Sheds!</title>
		<description>It's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rainhamsheds.co.uk&quot;&gt;the gayest shed website ever&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popbitch.com&quot;&gt;popbitch&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<category>sheds</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11375/It%27s+Rainham+Sheds%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Popbitch is in good company..</title>
		<description>What is a betting shop/brothel?  Do you go there, place a bet, the &quot;ladies who work as prostitutes&quot; have a big pillow fight in their underwear, and whichever punter's &quot;lady who works as a prostitute&quot; wins gets to have a go?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11260/RE%3A+Popbitch+is+in+good+company..</link>
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		<title>Popbitch is in good company..</title>
		<description>Some prostitutes just moved into the flat below popbitch's office, lovely!... and be careful. as of yesterday the first floor turned into a brothel. with &quot;lovely lisa, 21&quot;.so popbitch is now sandwiched between a betting shop/brothel and a pie company... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>soho</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11239/Popbitch+is+in+good+company..</link>
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		<title>there are loads of sites where you can make your own t-shirt</title>
		<description>upload an image, or probably even better just put the text in and choose the font. I see them advertised on www.popbitch.com/board.html for some reason, but if you search for t-shirt I bet you'll find loads.... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11222/there+are+loads+of+sites+where+you+can+make+your+own+t-shirt</link>
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		<title>Tsk</title>
		<description>It's the John Lewis furniture that is rustic, the Habitat furniture is all web2.0 style clean lines and curvy corners...Clare got a &quot;place&quot;, winnings were less than the cost of putting the various bets on, but we'll get our 25 quid back I hope. Have ... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>betfair</category>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>radius</category>
		<category>oak furniture</category>
		<category>john lewis</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11145/Tsk</link>
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		<title>&quot;Fundamentalist&quot; for the Grand National</title>
		<description>That's what I picked in the sweepstake anyway, not actually my tip. He's 50-1, so if you take up &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popbitch.com&quot;&gt;the £25 free bet offer on popbitch&lt;/a&gt; and it comes in, KERCHING!!!</description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>grand national</category>
		<category>bet</category>
		<category>gambling</category>
		<category>sport</category>
		<category>horse racing</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11138/%22Fundamentalist%22+for+the+Grand+National</link>
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		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
		<category>april fool</category>
		<category>penguins</category>
		<category>wildlife</category>
		<category>nature</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>bbc breakfast</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>Some popbitch updates</title>
		<description>Had a quiet night in last night, while Clare was out down Chambers with her bro, putting the world to rights. So, did some coding that I'd meant to do for ages, and put a new &quot;new&quot; feature on the popbitch board; posts that are new since your last vis... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>pc</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>linux</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11121/Some+popbitch+updates</link>
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		<title>popbitch redesign and contest!</title>
		<description>See the contest on the homepage, don't enter it though, I want to win! If you really want a Gibson Les Paul, make a video and win a Slash limited edition.Everyone hates the new design. It's not my design, it's not really anyone's any more, bits have ... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>competition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11115/popbitch+redesign+and+contest%21</link>
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		<title>Great Pot Noodle Ad</title>
		<description>Just seen it on www.popbitch.com. Go there and click the ads, they need it right now...... </description>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>funny</category>
		<category>humour</category>
		<category>advert</category>
		<category>pot noodle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11092/Great+Pot+Noodle+Ad</link>
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		<title>Oops</title>
		<description>    Actor Max Beesley has accepted substantial undisclosed libel damages over a claim that he tried to line up three women to have sex with.    The 37-year-old star of TV's Hotel Babylon was not at the High Court for the settlement of his action agai... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>max besley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11084/Oops</link>
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		<title>Could be dreadful</title>
		<description>A review of the US remake of Spaced. Well, a review of the script. It's being remade without the cooperation of the original creative team of Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson and Edgar Wright, seemingly it went ahead without their knowledge. Simon Pegg ... </description>
		<category>spaced</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>simon pegg</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>remake</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11079/Could+be+dreadful</link>
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		<title>Popbitch got Twitter (or is that Twitter got Popbitch?)</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/popbitch&quot;&gt;twitter.com/popbitch&lt;/a&gt; is now updated with the latest tracks played on &lt;a href=&quot;http://radiopopbitch.com&quot;&gt;radiopopbitch.com&lt;/a&gt;    </description>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>twitter</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11033/Popbitch+got+Twitter+%28or+is+that+Twitter+got+Popbitch%3F%29</link>
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		<title>Battle of the console tables</title>
		<description>Back to one of my favourite subjects, our furniture on ebay, two console tables up for grabs, one here in North London and one here in Bristol, same tables, same end date, neck and neck so far, who will win? I'm watching both of these and will report... </description>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10984/Battle+of+the+console+tables</link>
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		<title>Radio Popbitch</title>
		<description>There is streaming radio on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popbitch.com/board.html&quot;&gt;popbitch&lt;/a&gt; today, click on the &quot;radio popbitch&quot; link... The site proper at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.radiopopbitch.com&quot;&gt;www.radiopopbitch.com&lt;/a&gt; is still admin only right now.</description>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10968/Radio+Popbitch</link>
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		<title>Nepotism at the Guardian</title>
		<description>Expect this one to show up in Private Eye next week. The comments do seem to have been pretty brutal right from the off.It could be a spoof, but probably it's genuine and there to appeal to the child market.Via popbitch message board.... </description>
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		<category>guardian</category>
		<category>nepotism</category>
		<category>thailand</category>
		<category>india</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10961/Nepotism+at+the+Guardian</link>
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		<title>&quot;No daft names to consider, no clever descriptions to confuse&quot;</title>
		<description>Well I don't know I approve of the wine thing, the new take on a wine list of (friends of www.popbitch.com The East Room.The Wine Thing – Our wine list is like no other. It is designed to make ordering wine easier, ensure the results are more reliabl... </description>
		<category>wine</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10959/%22No+daft+names+to+consider%2C+no+clever+descriptions+to+confuse%22</link>
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		<title>Alan Moore</title>
		<description>Not the barber shop in Portchester, but the comic bloke, Hibbett wrote a song about the time he saw him in a comic shop. Just posting this here to remind me to check it out later really, as I just saw it posted elsewhere.Mark wrote this for FAWM, and... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>hibbett</category>
		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10932/Alan+Moore</link>
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		<title>Where is Lost?</title>
		<description>Lost season four starts today I think, anyone seen it yet?Also why do I still have google ads for pallets in kent when popbitch has Sky's www.wehavetogoback.com... I've seen the trailer now, let's be having the episode!... </description>
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		<category>lost</category>
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		<category>bittorrent</category>
		<category>sky</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10919/Where+is+Lost%3F</link>
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		<title>Is this an ad for Cloverfield?</title>
		<description>Not seen all of this yet, nor watched any with the sound up yet, but it was in this week's www.popbitch.com, is it one of those viral ads for Cloverfield?... </description>
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		<category>film</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>cloverfield</category>
		<category>trailer</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10855/Is+this+an+ad+for+Cloverfield%3F</link>
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		<title>Buffy / Doctor Who crossover</title>
		<description>Kind of... James Marsters (Spike out of Buffy) is going to appear on Torchwood tonight, just a guest role. Also Joss Whedon was spotted at the BBC a couple of days ago, I read it on the popbitch forum (so it's definitely true...), wonder if it's conn... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>buffy</category>
		<category>angel</category>
		<category>doctor who</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10851/Buffy+/+Doctor+Who+crossover</link>
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		<title>Minas Tirith out of sweets</title>
		<description>This is nearly as good as that advert where they make a car out of cake, some kids made this out of liquorice allsorts... It's from Lord of the Rings. Clare, is this your dream come true? Via www.popbitch.com... </description>
		<category>lord of the rings</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>blogs</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10825/Minas+Tirith+out+of+sweets</link>
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		<title>York (being the fourth part of my holiday)</title>
		<description>York is great, a lot like Canterbury, but seemingly with more pubs. Our hotel was the birth place of Guy Fawkes, and had sloping floors and four poster beds, proper historic. It practically butts up to the cathedral, not sure you can tell from my pho... </description>
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		<category>york</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>cathedral</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10698/York+%28being+the+fourth+part+of+my+holiday%29</link>
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		<title>Bull and Gate</title>
		<description>I dragged Neil and Camilla, of The Face and Popbitch along. IT WAS ME THAT MADE THE DARKNESS POPLIAR!</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>attended</category>
		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/2086/Bull+and+Gate</link>
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		<title>Yo Below</title>
		<description>Popbitch A-Z &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/v/2854/Yo+Below&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Yo Below&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/63/186271427_929246dd98_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>attended</category>
		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/2854/Yo+Below</link>
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		<title>Saint</title>
		<description>The party to raise some money for popbitch - putting it here as a gig as I met &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/john+deacon&quot;&gt;John Deacon&lt;/a&gt; that day, I just found an autographed receipt in with my tickets...</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
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		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/2116/Saint</link>
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