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		<title>Damn you Amazon</title>
		<description>That is my christmas shopping plans seriously scuppered, Amazon can't deliver ANYTHING before christmas. What is going on, there are still two weeks to go!UPDATE: Ah, was just one item in my basket holding the whole order up. Everything's OK now, not... </description>
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		<title>Remember: Eurotunnel is not as good as you think it is going to be</title>
		<description>Had a nice weekend in Lille, marred on the way home by a Eurotunnel delay. We were meant to be on the 10pm train home last night, and there was a twohour delay for some reason. No explanation, just an automated message when you are queued up in your ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11837/Remember%3A+Eurotunnel+is+not+as+good+as+you+think+it+is+going+to+be</link>
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		<title>Great weekend (belated weeekend-o-blog)</title>
		<description>Great as in really good and great as in just enormous, fitted quite a lot in. Clare was out in London Friday night, and had got a hotel so I was planning to meet her later and we'd stay over so as to have a nice Saturday there too. Work is busy as ev... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11632/Great+weekend+%28belated+weeekend-o-blog%29</link>
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		<title>Terry Pratchett's Nation limited edition.</title>
		<description>I've got one of these a Nation special edition, I think. Dad queued from early this morning to secure one of these, and got it signed, good work!Had a great day in London where we also saw Terry Pratchett, he helicoptered between Hayling Island (wher... </description>
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		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11571/Terry+Pratchett%27s+Nation+limited+edition.</link>
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		<title>Nice weekend, quiet weekend</title>
		<description>Nice weekend. Changed our Friday night outgoing plans and had a quiet one in. Saturday went to a 92nd birthday tea for Clare's gran over in Tenterden, home for a brief siesta, and then out to The Guildhall with visiting family and friends. Took a bri...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11501/Nice+weekend%2C+quiet+weekend&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11501/Nice+weekend%2C+quiet+weekend</link>
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		<title>AC/DC want YOU for their new video</title>
		<description>Enter here for a chance to be in their new video. It's in London, on Friday. If only it was at The Leas Club in Folkestone where I already have plans to be for a friend's leaving do, I'd be THERE!...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11500/AC/DC+want+YOU+for+their+new+video&quot;&gt;Rated 3.69/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11500/AC/DC+want+YOU+for+their+new+video</link>
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		<title>Sounds intriguing, something to do this weekend</title>
		<description>From the Folkestone Fringe website:DIY fringe:if you haven't already had a peek, go up to the bayle and have a look at window, no 13 the bayle.I've got to go and have a look at that haven't I? I hope it's not a trick.  The Bayle is a street in the ol...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11469/Sounds+intriguing%2C+something+to+do+this+weekend&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Sounds intriguing, something to do this weekend&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/28/44275234_0cd04589b7_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11469/Sounds+intriguing%2C+something+to+do+this+weekend&quot;&gt;Rated 5.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11469/Sounds+intriguing%2C+something+to+do+this+weekend</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Triennial kicks off today</title>
		<description>It's a big old public art thing going on throughout the town. They've revamped the station especially it seems, so if you are a London art knob and you have not already made plans to head down to Folkestone tonight on the train, what on earth are you... </description>
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		<category>folkestone triennial</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11320/Folkestone+Triennial+kicks+off+today</link>
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		<title>St Tropez of culture</title>
		<description>Does this sound familiar? From Saturday's GuardianPierre Cardin, the millionaire Paris fashion designer and businessman who has spent millions restoring the castle, is trying to turn the village into a &quot;St Tropez of culture&quot;. After establishing his o... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11309/St+Tropez+of+culture</link>
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		<title>I must have something more interesting to write about than php?</title>
		<description>Um, no, perhaps not.I got a new hard drive at last, after all the problems I had with the ibook and having to send it back, I didn't rush into getting another backup job, but I saw a bargain at Maplin Seagate 500GB FreeAgent, and it seems to be worki... </description>
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		<category>hardware</category>
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		<category>dreams</category>
		<category>the fly</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>mama group</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11304/I+must+have+something+more+interesting+to+write+about+than+php%3F</link>
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		<title>Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>Had a slightly rum Saturday night out but then a lovely Sunday afternoon to follow. Felt a bit queasy on Saturday so although we went out to Folkestone in the day, and had lunch at The Whole World Cafe (felty queasy before we went there, certainly no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>for all mankind</category>
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		<category>red lion</category>
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		<category>guiselle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans</link>
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		<title>Hibbett's Edinburgh festival show confirmed for The Medina</title>
		<description>Meanwhile the PLANS for &quot;My Exciting Life In ROCK&quot;, our Edinburgh Fringe Show, are moving along. I think I've pretty much worked out which songs and which stories will be featured, as well as how it's all going to hang together. I've not tried it out... </description>
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		<category>mj hibbett</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11243/Hibbett%27s+Edinburgh+festival+show+confirmed+for+The+Medina</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Art prank, or something else?</title>
		<description>Someone's put &quot;official looking&quot; signs up around Portchester informing local residents that 600 new homes are to be built on a green field site, the Southern Daily Echo reports. Local councillors claim they are hoaxes, what's going on..?Councillors h... </description>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>council</category>
		<category>planning</category>
		<category>building</category>
		<category>houses</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11056/Art+prank%2C+or+something+else%3F</link>
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		<title>Fareham plays its part in the war on tourism</title>
		<description>A local story that was doing the rounds yesterday about a couple being banned from Fareham shopping centre for life (for taking photos of their grandchildren) was picked up by Boing Boing. Apparently the guard who threw them out said they posed a ter... </description>
		<category>terrorism</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>snow</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10808/Fareham+plays+its+part+in+the+war+on+tourism</link>
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		<title>Been quiet for a few days</title>
		<description>No I've not been out on the larry-large every day over christmas, been a bit under the weather actually, though that's not what's kept me off the computer. When I'm not at work and Clare's home too I never get to sit in front of the computer, she's p...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10799/Been+quiet+for+a+few+days&quot;&gt;Rated 7.35/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10799/Been+quiet+for+a+few+days</link>
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		<title>A festive update from Hibbett</title>
		<description>Hmm, this newsletter is called &quot;The Last Working Day Of The Month&quot; (from one of his songs), but he's practically a civil servant and finished work for the year a week ago at least, I'm still working...welcome to this SUPER CHRISTMASSY edition of our ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10793/A+festive+update+from+Hibbett</link>
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		<title>Fake GAP voucher</title>
		<description>Hmm, I smell bullshit, there's a supposedly fake GAP voucher doing the rounds offering a 60% discount at GAP today, I heard about this on www.bbc.co.uk/breakfast - don't worry though, GAP will still be offering a genuine 30% discount to anyone turnin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher</link>
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		<title>RE: I don't even know why I said it, a bit of Friday afternoon frivolity is all</title>
		<description>I did have plans for the weekend, mostly involving getting my hair cut and drinking (in that order).I'm pleased to tell you that the plan was a great success. Plus the usualy Halloween frivolities, I'm still trying to recover - I think I lost a day s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10657/RE%3A+I+don%27t+even+know+why+I+said+it%2C+a+bit+of+Friday+afternoon+frivolity+is+all</link>
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		<title>I don't even know why I said it, a bit of Friday afternoon frivolity is all</title>
		<description>Some of my best family are vegetarians, and I've been vegan for about fifteen years now, that's why I posted that original thing. You're right though, most people are scum.Got plans for the weekend? I'm out in Trashford tonight with people from work,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10649/I+don%27t+even+know+why+I+said+it%2C+a+bit+of+Friday+afternoon+frivolity+is+all</link>
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		<title>Jaiku's joining Google</title>
		<description>I forget the point of Jaiku, it was one of those Web2.0 startups that did the social networking thing, a bit Facebook, a lot Twitter (but better), for updating people who don't care with exactly what you're up to minute by minute... they were the fir... </description>
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		<category>startup</category>
		<category>web2.0</category>
		<category>.com</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10569/Jaiku%27s+joining+Google</link>
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		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
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		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>amazon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<title>Lottery winner dumps sinner</title>
		<description>A HOODIE dad who won £700,000 on the Lottery has split from his girlfriend — after he caught her in bed with his COUSIN.It's our Folkestone soap opera. At the time of writing there are no plans to confiscate their money and hand it over to me as far ... </description>
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		<category>hoodie</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10530/Lottery+winner+dumps+sinner</link>
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		<title>Folkestone triennial</title>
		<description>Bit of a tongue in cheek story here in the Guardian about the launch of folkestone triennial (is that an art festival every three years?). Particularly hilarious is their attempt to compare Folkestone with Venice towards the end of the article... I r... </description>
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		<category>iron maiden</category>
		<category>sculpture</category>
		<category>tracey emin</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10523/Folkestone+triennial</link>
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		<title>RE: It's a deal</title>
		<description>yes thats great news about the plans to go aheadwith with turning the sea front into to something really good.but please just get on with it now.time is now for less talk and more action.this would of happened and lot quicker if roger and jimmy stopp... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10437/RE%3A+It%27s+a+deal</link>
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		<title>Try and get a local paper</title>
		<description>There's very little info online actually, www.lcrhq.co.uk might have info on the high speed rail link, AFAIK still not due until the end of 2009, and that's not allowing for any new postponements. I made the move from London with all this in mind tho... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10373/Try+and+get+a+local+paper</link>
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		<title>Tip top weekend</title>
		<description>For a change we didn't go to Canterbury, though we will be again this weekend. Made a proper session of it on Saturday to celebrate Clare's brother Kev's visit from the Miami. Lunch in Escondido, then a crawl around Hythe taking it (at least) The Bel... </description>
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		<category>qi</category>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
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		<category>london</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10253/Tip+top+weekend</link>
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		<title>Canterbury weekender</title>
		<description>Had such a great weekend, it's taken me days to recover, and I've not fully gathered my thoughts. I'm in danger of forgetting everything though, so It's time to blat out a mini review.Friday started how all our Fridays used to start, with a trip to C... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10221/Canterbury+weekender</link>
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		<title>Cross channel bridge plans revealed!</title>
		<description>These plans were submitted and rejected back in 1981 however, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.guardian.co.uk/uklatest/story/0,,-6525810,00.html&quot;&gt;more details here in the Guardian&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10095/Cross+channel+bridge+plans+revealed%21</link>
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		<title>Thursday morning roundup</title>
		<description>Just caught the end of something on BBC Breakfast, advice on blogging and work, or why not to blog about work, something like that. A few sites / posts were held up as bad examples, I wasn't one of them, it was all fairly basic stuff:* Don't be posti... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9785/Thursday+morning+roundup</link>
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