<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="/xsl/venue.xsl"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"  xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#"  xmlns:fg="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/misc/fg.rdf" ><channel><link>http://www.claremahon.com</link><title>message query for pirates</title><description>Quick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps</description>	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">11326</guid>
		<title>Psst, wanna buy a Tracey Emin?</title>
		<description>A GREAT day around Folkestone today, it was the start of the Triennial and there was tonnes to see. Number one activity was hunting down the Tracey Emin's before they got stolen. She'd cast several bronze sculptures of abandoned baby clothes that she...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11326/Psst%2C+wanna+buy+a+Tracey+Emin%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0786</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1867</geo:long>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>tracey emin</category>
		<category>folkestone triennial</category>
		<category>triennial</category>
		<category>map</category>
		<category>art map</category>
		<category>folkestone map</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11326/Psst%2C+wanna+buy+a+Tracey+Emin%3F</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">11322</guid>
		<title>Too boring</title>
		<description>Less posts about PHP, javascript and KML to come, as my friend - let's call him the cowardly civil servant to offer him some anonymity - found it boring. While he was reading at work. How do you find the time mate? I'll tell you what's boring, it's m... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>triennial</category>
		<category>folkestone triennial</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11322/Too+boring</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">11264</guid>
		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0795</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1390</geo:long>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>church</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>tower theatre</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>mitch benn</category>
		<category>michael fabbri</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">11204</guid>
		<title>Pirate museum</title>
		<description>There's a pirate museum in Key West, Florida. If you're going to Key West any time soon, why not call in there and tell me how it was? Some more Key West links, in case you or anyone know is going.Sloppy Joes a bar with live music, with live webcams ... </description>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>key west</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>webcam</category>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11204/Pirate+museum</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">10330</guid>
		<title>Edinburgh (being the second part of our holiday)</title>
		<description>Edinburgh is nice. &quot;Our kind of city&quot; the wife wrote on her postcards, and I agree. We got a speedy train there from Carlisle into Edinburgh Haymarket, this was the side of the city we were staying on. We could have been a bit closer to the action bu... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<category>edinburgh</category>
		<category>scotland</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>david bann</category>
		<category>black bo</category>
		<category>black bo's</category>
		<category>david bann's</category>
		<category>half way house</category>
		<category>rebus</category>
		<category>fleshmarket close</category>
		<category>duke of edinburgh</category>
		<category>prince philip</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10330/Edinburgh+%28being+the+second+part+of+our+holiday%29</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">9849</guid>
		<title>And to you</title>
		<description>Have you seen Pirates of the Carribean 2? That's not nearly as good as the first one, agreed about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory also.Hope you all have a great Christmas and a good time out tonight with everyone, it is a shame to miss it, hope to... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9849/And+to+you</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">9778</guid>
		<title>Monday morning roundup</title>
		<description>I'd heard of this before, but didn't know the reason why some councils are refusing to recycle shredded paper, that's pretty poor.Commercial director John Collis said: &quot;The small pieces of paper tend to get trapped in the conveyor belts and cause a f... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9778/Monday+morning+roundup</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">9754</guid>
		<title>RE: Bus Pirates!</title>
		<description>I'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why aren't these replies working?</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9754/RE%3A+Bus+Pirates%21</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">9753</guid>
		<title>RE: Spamalot</title>
		<description>I'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9753/RE%3A+Spamalot</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">9750</guid>
		<title>Bus Pirates!</title>
		<description>Pirates, on a bus, a new comedy series. Not watched it properly yet as I have no sound here, but it comes recommended. ARRR!VERY NICE night in London last night, great to see chums Ralph and Linda's very swanky pad, and a proper luxury to have a five... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<category>pirates,</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9750/Bus+Pirates%21</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">4599</guid>
		<title>Next Lone Star Comedy (and an explanation of the last one)</title>
		<description>Fromt www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk:hope you are all well and have survived the ultimately depressing month of january.  we had the busiest night for months at lone star last month, and i feel that we did people justice with a fantastic show, so i hope yo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4599/Next+Lone+Star+Comedy+%28and+an+explanation+of+the+last+one%29&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0803</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1815</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4599/Next+Lone+Star+Comedy+%28and+an+explanation+of+the+last+one%29</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">3896</guid>
		<title>YARR!</title>
		<description>It's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yarr.org.uk&quot;&gt;International Talk Like A Pirate day&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3896/YARR%21</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">1073</guid>
		<title>Keira Knightly in &quot;The Hole&quot;</title>
		<description>Every time someone comes here searching for Keira Knightly it costs me money, so please support my sponsors... if you buy The Hole on DVD starring a 16 year old Keira for only Ł5.99, then I'll earn about 20p, which is enough for me to serve another 1... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1073/Keira+Knightly+in+%22The+Hole%22</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">970</guid>
		<title>RE: Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)</title>
		<description>1) they turn into skellitons when they are in the moonlight, and are actually not breathing air, so there isnt any in their lungs. 2) jack folded the chain in two, then grabbed the other (folded) end with one hand. if you watch it closely you'll see.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/970/RE%3A+Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+MISSTEAKS+%28and+spoilers%29</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">948</guid>
		<title>Progress on the flat</title>
		<description>Got a bundle back from my solicitor yesterday, there's loads of restrictions in the lease, I hope it's all standard stuff... awaiting an official report though, this info was just to give me an idea, the solicitor is going to sum it up and tell me wh... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/948/Progress+on+the+flat</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">713</guid>
		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean game</title>
		<description>There's a Pirates of the Caribbean for the PC starring (at least the voice of) Keira Knightly...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/713/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+game</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">674</guid>
		<title>Good Christmas</title>
		<description>BACK in London now after a smashing (but short) family Christmas... with having xmas eve off we got down to Fareham in plenty of time to relax and receive the first of our xmas bonusses - a ride in the Beetle... this was my first car that I bought in...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/674/Good+Christmas&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Good Christmas&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2163/2258164808_401d81aaea_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/674/Good+Christmas&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>50.8527</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-1.1652</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/674/Good+Christmas</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">638</guid>
		<title>Keira Knightly</title>
		<description>Lordy, this site comes up third only to IMDB and her official site if if you search for Keira Knightly on Google... I didn't plan this either, if only the results were so easy to manipulate on purpose... All because I mentioned her in a review of Pir... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/638/Keira+Knightly</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">586</guid>
		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean DVD</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008KDHH/clarkeology-21#&quot;&gt;Out Monday!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/586/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+DVD</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">244</guid>
		<title>Stoke Newington Cinema</title>
		<description>While I'm in this thread I should give a mention to the Rio Cinema, 103-107 Kingsland High Street, London E8 2PB (Telephone 020 7241 9410).It's the nearest cinema to stokey, but it wasn't showing the mighty mighty Pirates of the Carribean...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/244/Stoke+Newington+Cinema</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">207</guid>
		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)</title>
		<description>I thought of a few of things about the film - if &quot;Bootstrap&quot; Bill Turner was tied to an anchor and thrown into the depths after they'd stolen the cursed gold, then right up to the point where Will (Orlando Bloom) bleeds over the gold, his dad is out ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/207/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+MISSTEAKS+%28and+spoilers%29</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">204</guid>
		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean is ace</title>
		<description>Well worth going to see, and Warner Village Islington was a great place to see it. Apart from the bloke sat next to me, who stank. Seats were big, plenty of space, very comfortable.Johnny Depp is great as Captain Jack Sparrow, he apparently based his... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/204/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+is+ace</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">203</guid>
		<title>Warner Village Islington</title>
		<description>Going to the cinema tonight to see Pirates of the Caribbean, to the Warner cinema (Parkfield Street, London, N1 0PS, Telephone 0870 240 6020). That's the cinema in what was the new new new Marquee club. Which is now shut down, bit of an ambitious pro... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/203/Warner+Village+Islington</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">201</guid>
		<title>PEACE!</title>
		<description>The nephews have gone home, it's been a fantastic week, but tiring... haven't spent that much time with them both, EVER! Looking forward to our family holiday we've just booked for 20 of us in Greece somewhere.Today; washing, tidying, sitting, watchi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/201/PEACE%21</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">106</guid>
		<title>Holiday reading</title>
		<description>While I was away I read Matthew's Prize: Being the Tale of a Whitby Orphan Boy's Longing to Navigate the Broad Seas though I didn't know the title was so long at the time... it's about PIRATES, and it's quite good, if a bit of a blokey version of a m... </description>
			<geo:lat>39.8417</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>3.1335</geo:long>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>alcudia</category>
		<category>majorca</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/106/Holiday+reading</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">6848</guid>
		<title>Santa Clause is coming to town</title>
		<description>You've missed a couple of dates, this schedule got caught up in the ether, but there's probably still time to catch The Cooper Temple Clause when they come to your town...The debut EP &quot;The Hardware EP&quot; is out on Monday (the 19th) and will be availabl... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6848/Santa+Clause+is+coming+to+town</link>
	</item>
	<item>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">7021</guid>
		<title>AAA-HARRRRRR!!!</title>
		<description>The site is back at last! Thanks for being patient through this troubled 24 hours... In case you missed it, the good ship popEx was hijacked by saucy web pirates who were using it to show the filthiest porn known to humanity - some of it even includi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7021/AAA-HARRRRRR%21%21%21</link>
	</item>
</channel></rss>