message query for currant bun

www.pervhunt.com

Haha, someone on the popbitch just registered www.pervhunt.com (today's currant bun headline) and pointed it at the sun's own barely legal section of page3.com......

Too hungover to weblog yesterday

Feeling fresher today just about, let me get my gripe of the day out of the way first though. Today's train had the most annoying conductor on it, he just LOVED the sound of his own voice and I think he thought he was Bruce Forsyth, he announced ever...

Please commit crimes between 8am and 8pm only

Murder suspect Stuart Benson tried to give himself up to police at Ashford nick, but it was closed. So says The Currant Bun... in the end he phoned 999, wise choice.

Weak roundup

Aargh, had loads of things I wanted to write, and I can't remember a word of it now. It was going to be a big eloquent post today, proper blogging, but now it's just going to be a scattering of mostly unrelated paragraphs.Joined the Amazon rental sch...

Phew what a scorcher

The Currant Bun says temperatures yesterday reached 101 degrees in Gravesend, but the official max was 99 point something at Heathrow Airport.Still got no hot water, landlord is here, engineers now say they can't send someone today, are not sure when...

S Club WHAT?

According to today's Currant Bun, the chaps from S Club Seven were BUSTED ny THE LAW as they "brazenly smoked a cannabis spliff in the street".They were then bundled into a van, taken to Charing Cross Police Station (the same celebrity jail Euan Blai...

Billie Bans "The Sun" Snow Dome

Was trying to read someone else's paper on the tube this morning, and a chap had his hands over part of the front of his copy of The Sun, so all I could see was "Billie Bans Sun Sn__ Do__"... One could only assume the old currant bun had had some hil...