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		<title>See Ricky Gervais directing Karl Pilkington in his new film</title>
		<description>here on The Culture Show, only for a couple more days though, get in quick. Look for the little bald caveman.More details on Ricky's movie blog on www.rickygervais.com.My neighbour told me yesterday there's a thing on Steve Wright's radio show called...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11336/See+Ricky+Gervais+directing+Karl+Pilkington+in+his+new+film&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11336/See+Ricky+Gervais+directing+Karl+Pilkington+in+his+new+film</link>
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		<title>Bullet train does London to Ashford in 32 minutes</title>
		<description>rail news has the details, that's nice, but when you think about it that's not really all that impressive - the current trains could do it in not much more than that if they didn't stop at all the stations in between. Still, looking forward to it, ho... </description>
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		<category>bullet train</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11313/Bullet+train+does+London+to+Ashford+in+32+minutes</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11306</guid>
		<title>Folkestone Harbour Festival 2008</title>
		<description>This years Folkestone Harbour Festival 2008 will take place on July 19 2008.  We have a full day program lined up starting at 10am in the morning right through till 9pm when we close with a spectacular firework display in the Harbour.  Events include...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11306/Folkestone+Harbour+Festival+2008&quot;&gt;Rated 4.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>folkestone harbour festival</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11306/Folkestone+Harbour+Festival+2008</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11228</guid>
		<title>Folkestone suicide tragedy</title>
		<description>An apparent eye witness has come forward to the tragic death on Friday, claiming that NO, there was not a crowd to witness the event and NO, no-one was holding up a mobile phone filming:Asd for what you've been told about people there taking pictures... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>suicide</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11228/Folkestone+suicide+tragedy</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11223</guid>
		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yes she did! She actually came off of the Asda carpark and i certainly won't forget5 coming face to face with her smashed on the pavement! Suicide remains the most selfish act ever!!! I CANNOT find it within my self to feel sorry for.......best to wi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11223/RE%3A+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Oof, shooting in Cheriton!</title>
		<description>That was 2 years ago. I don't think you got tazered. I smell BULLSHIT BOB.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10985/RE%3A+Oof%2C+shooting+in+Cheriton%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Roundup</title>
		<description>Did you ever get Asylum? I really want it!!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10869/RE%3A+Roundup</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10862</guid>
		<title>RE: Second house-hunting trip around Canterbury</title>
		<description>which train station would you need to get into london - east or west?  how big a house do you want?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10862/RE%3A+Second+house-hunting+trip+around+Canterbury</link>
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		<title>Happy new year Pauly!</title>
		<description>Hey there, best of luck for the coming year. 2008 is going to be a good one, I can feel it. Better than last year anywhoo. Take it easy !</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10807/Happy+new+year+Pauly%21</link>
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		<title>Food</title>
		<description>The food is absolute crap.Ate there Tuesday 11 Dec 2007 our party found it next to impossible to complete their meals.Bullet PeasRock Hard Roast PotatoesTurkey Just AcceptableSteak Like Boot LeatherThe food had clearly been reheated, it was disgustin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10755/Food&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>sunday dinner</title>
		<description>My wife and I called into the Bull Inn for sunday lunch, we eat out ever weekend and this was the first time we had been into the Bull Inn,and it will be the last.We asked the waitress what vegetables came with the roast and was told, carrots, peas a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10742/sunday+dinner&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10742/sunday+dinner</link>
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		<title>Fake GAP voucher</title>
		<description>Hmm, I smell bullshit, there's a supposedly fake GAP voucher doing the rounds offering a 60% discount at GAP today, I heard about this on www.bbc.co.uk/breakfast - don't worry though, GAP will still be offering a genuine 30% discount to anyone turnin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>moroccan</category>
		<category>tapas</category>
		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>gap</category>
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		<category>javascript</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10619</guid>
		<title>Nice spamming attempt</title>
		<description>The engagement ring has a diamond, the wedding rings do not. I don't believe all that bullshit about how the engagement ring must be this and must cost this much etc, it's propaganda put about by diamond and precious metal merchants. I did fall for i... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10619/Nice+spamming+attempt</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10610</guid>
		<title>Bah !</title>
		<description>That was clearly a try, his knee was still in when the ball went over the line. The video ref had taken a bung I reckon.To be fair, South Africa played the better rugby.. we certainly didn't disgrace ourselves and can be proud of second place. The ma... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10610/Bah+%21</link>
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		<title>RE: My lot are a registered company</title>
		<description>&quot;if you're paying 50 quid a month for 10 simultaneous streams, how is a radio station meant to pay for itself when it only has ten listeners?&quot; aye, it can't.. Those are 'hobby' broadcaster rates offered by a third-party company. The only chance of ma... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10609/RE%3A+My+lot+are+a+registered+company</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10606</guid>
		<title>My lot are a registered company</title>
		<description>But your you're right, that does seem slightly bullshit that you have to pay the licensing fee and then not actually be licensed...I still don't fully understand online radio, if you're paying 50 quid a month for 10 simultaneous streams, how is a rad... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10606/My+lot+are+a+registered+company</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10604</guid>
		<title>RE: Ha, the cheek of you complaining about an increase in royalties!</title>
		<description>From what I read (and I did read a fair bit at the time!) it costs to run a station regardless of whether you made a profit or not. There was a company offering to deal with &amp; pay the licencing to webcast, but their starter package was like £50 per m... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10604/RE%3A+Ha%2C+the+cheek+of+you+complaining+about+an+increase+in+royalties%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10603</guid>
		<title>Yay</title>
		<description>I can get into both now :)</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10603/Yay</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10596</guid>
		<title>Erm... ahem, well actually.. now you mention it..</title>
		<description>The idea was always to build up a decent listenerbase and eventually try to go legit &amp; pay royalties. The more I looked into it, the less it looked like it was possible to break even without using commercials, let alone make a profit. Back to the dra... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10596/Erm...+ahem%2C+well+actually..+now+you+mention+it..</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10595</guid>
		<title>Ping pong</title>
		<description>Well I tried a ping and it can't resolve the domain. DNS I tells ye ! I use freedom2surf's DNS servers &amp; they're usually top notch.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10595/Ping+pong</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10594</guid>
		<title>Hmmm</title>
		<description>Well, maybe my internets are wonky ! I always seem to have some problem or other.. Firefox sez&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Server not found&lt;br /&gt;Firefox can't find the server at www.show-and-stay.co.uk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the IP ? </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10594/Hmmm</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10590</guid>
		<title>RE: Ooh, also watching</title>
		<description>There you go mentioning popex again ! See what channelfly want for the code. I'm sure we can have a whip-round !</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10590/RE%3A+Ooh%2C+also+watching</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10589</guid>
		<title>Good job too !</title>
		<description>Nah, I'm afraid the station took a bit of a battering (DDOS attack) from a bunch of Turkish hackers who for no obvious reason took a dislike to the station website. They went after who they thought was our ISP &amp; ended up taking out internet access fo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10589/Good+job+too+%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10588</guid>
		<title>Live you say ?</title>
		<description>Coming to a DNS near you soon !</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10588/Live+you+say+%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10572</guid>
		<title>Don't believe the hyple?</title>
		<description>Quite. That site looks suspiciously empty, I don't think much of their terms  and conditions or privacy policyeither. A knobber door is doubtful, a front for a spammer perhaps?Did you give them your email addresses chaps ? They're just trying to take... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10572/Don%27t+believe+the+hyple%3F</link>
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		<title>Folkestone bullet train trial</title>
		<description>A micro-writeup and picture here in the Evening SubStandard on the high speed rail link. Yeah baby, we'll soon be only 63 minutes away from the stinking metropolis.yourshepway.co.uk also has the story here, The site of the Hitachi High Speed Rail dep... </description>
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		<category>high speed rail link</category>
		<category>brighton</category>
		<category>hastings</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10542/Folkestone+bullet+train+trial</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10358</guid>
		<title>Marvellous</title>
		<description>I hope it's a top one. Sultans of Ping eh? Not heard of them in a while, I am jealous! Saw The Fall at Ashton Court festival a couple of weeks ago.. they were nothing much to write home about though. Much shambling about stage, random turning up of g... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10358/Marvellous</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10354</guid>
		<title>Hippy Bathday!</title>
		<description>..or somesuch suitable birthday greeting. Have I got my dates mixed up or are you celebrating today ?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10354/Hippy+Bathday%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10335</guid>
		<title>Scrap the licence fee</title>
		<description>The BBC are a bit annoying at the moment aren't they? If they're not punking the the queen with crazy video pranks, they're ripping off the public with phoney competitions. Why not get rid of the licence fee, and replace it with a subscription for BB... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10335/Scrap+the+licence+fee</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10291</guid>
		<title>Glastonbury tickets</title>
		<description>Haha, people are still trying to sell glastonbury tickets on ebay even with the super heightened security:This ticket is for a white male between 25-35 with dark brown hair.  The photo isn't clear so would cover most people.I can't gauruntee entry to... </description>
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		<title>Leas Cliff Hall</title>
		<description>SOLD OUT &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/v/2/Leas+Cliff+Hall&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Leas Cliff Hall&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/v/2/Leas+Cliff+Hall&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Bull and Gate</title>
		<description>Some sort of twee indie bear themed evening. Last minute addition to the bill were &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/the+futureheads&quot;&gt;The Futureheads&lt;/a&gt; for some reason.</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/2086/Bull+and+Gate</link>
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		<title>Goldsmiths College</title>
		<description>Reading warmup, got very drunk on vodka red bulls, fell in a bush,and you can see me on the South Bank Show Special that was filmed there. Off to Reading the next day.</description>
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		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/2415/Goldsmiths+College</link>
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