<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11918/an+evening+of+clairvoyance+with+psychic+medium+colin+fry+tickets+selling+fast"><dc:date>2009-01-01UTC04:26:30</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/colin+fry" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/colin+fry+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/clairvoyance" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/clairvoyant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/psychic" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/medium" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bullshit" /><dc:title>an evening of clairvoyance with psychic medium colin fry tickets selling fast</dc:title><dc:description>Still getting lots of searches for this sort of nonsense here:An Evening of Clairvoyance with Colin Fry 26/02/09 &amp;pound;19.5 White Rock Theatre An Evening of Clairvoyance with Colin Fry 03/03/09 &amp;pound;19.5 Leas Cliff Hall Colin Fry and TJ Higgs - Th...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11918/an+evening+of+clairvoyance+with+psychic+medium+colin+fry+tickets+selling+fast&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;an evening of clairvoyance with psychic medium colin fry tickets selling fast&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11918/an+evening+of+clairvoyance+with+psychic+medium+colin+fry+tickets+selling+fast&quot;&gt;Rated 6.02/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11336/See+Ricky+Gervais+directing+Karl+Pilkington+in+his+new+film"><dc:date>2008-06-17UTC06:41:02</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/student" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/university" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/student+union" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/pool" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/pool" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/ricky+gervais" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/film" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/karl+pilkington" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bbc" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/iplayer" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/culture+show" /><dc:title>See Ricky Gervais directing Karl Pilkington in his new film</dc:title><dc:description>here on The Culture Show, only for a couple more days though, get in quick. Look for the little bald caveman.More details on Ricky's movie blog on www.rickygervais.com.My neighbour told me yesterday there's a thing on Steve Wright's radio show called...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11336/See+Ricky+Gervais+directing+Karl+Pilkington+in+his+new+film&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11313/Bullet+train+does+London+to+Ashford+in+32+minutes"><dc:date>2008-06-11UTC12:46:07</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/high+speed+rail+link" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/ashford" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/train" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/travel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/transport" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bullet+train" /><dc:title>Bullet train does London to Ashford in 32 minutes</dc:title><dc:description>rail news has the details, that's nice, but when you think about it that's not really all that impressive - the current trains could do it in not much more than that if they didn't stop at all the stations in between. Still, looking forward to it, ho... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11306/Folkestone+Harbour+Festival+2008"><dc:date>2008-06-05UTC05:07:33</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/harbour" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/festival" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/lifeboat" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/rnli" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/folkestone+harbour+festival" /><dc:title>Folkestone Harbour Festival 2008</dc:title><dc:description>This years Folkestone Harbour Festival 2008 will take place on July 19 2008.  We have a full day program lined up starting at 10am in the morning right through till 9pm when we close with a spectacular firework display in the Harbour.  Events include...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11306/Folkestone+Harbour+Festival+2008&quot;&gt;Rated 3.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11228/Folkestone+suicide+tragedy"><dc:date>2008-05-07UTC06:30:35</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/suicide" /><dc:title>Folkestone suicide tragedy</dc:title><dc:description>An apparent eye witness has come forward to the tragic death on Friday, claiming that NO, there was not a crowd to witness the event and NO, no-one was holding up a mobile phone filming:Asd for what you've been told about people there taking pictures... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11223/RE%3A+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21"><dc:date>2008-05-06UTC12:09:12</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</dc:title><dc:description>Yes she did! She actually came off of the Asda carpark and i certainly won't forget5 coming face to face with her smashed on the pavement! Suicide remains the most selfish act ever!!! I CANNOT find it within my self to feel sorry for.......best to wi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10985/RE%3A+Oof%2C+shooting+in+Cheriton%21"><dc:date>2008-02-22UTC05:27:32</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Oof, shooting in Cheriton!</dc:title><dc:description>That was 2 years ago. I don't think you got tazered. I smell BULLSHIT BOB.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10869/RE%3A+Roundup"><dc:date>2008-01-21UTC10:45:14</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Roundup</dc:title><dc:description>Did you ever get Asylum? I really want it!!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10862/RE%3A+Second+house-hunting+trip+around+Canterbury"><dc:date>2008-01-20UTC09:37:55</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Second house-hunting trip around Canterbury</dc:title><dc:description>which train station would you need to get into london - east or west?  how big a house do you want?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10807/Happy+new+year+Pauly%21"><dc:date>2008-01-03UTC02:57:17</dc:date><dc:title>Happy new year Pauly!</dc:title><dc:description>Hey there, best of luck for the coming year. 2008 is going to be a good one, I can feel it. Better than last year anywhoo. Take it easy !</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10755/Food"><dc:date>2007-12-11UTC11:06:24</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/wifi" /><dc:title>Food</dc:title><dc:description>The food is absolute crap.Ate there Tuesday 11 Dec 2007 our party found it next to impossible to complete their meals.Bullet PeasRock Hard Roast PotatoesTurkey Just AcceptableSteak Like Boot LeatherThe food had clearly been reheated, it was disgustin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10755/Food&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10742/sunday+dinner"><dc:date>2007-12-09UTC04:28:03</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:title>sunday dinner</dc:title><dc:description>My wife and I called into the Bull Inn for sunday lunch, we eat out ever weekend and this was the first time we had been into the Bull Inn,and it will be the last.We asked the waitress what vegetables came with the roast and was told, carrots, peas a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10742/sunday+dinner&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher"><dc:date>2007-11-24UTC12:05:44</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/moroccan" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/tapas" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/smoking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/smoking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/canterbury" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/gap" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/shopping" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/lunch" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/javascript" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/json" /><dc:title>Fake GAP voucher</dc:title><dc:description>Hmm, I smell bullshit, there's a supposedly fake GAP voucher doing the rounds offering a 60% discount at GAP today, I heard about this on www.bbc.co.uk/breakfast - don't worry though, GAP will still be offering a genuine 30% discount to anyone turnin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10619/Nice+spamming+attempt"><dc:date>2007-10-24UTC06:28:26</dc:date><dc:title>Nice spamming attempt</dc:title><dc:description>The engagement ring has a diamond, the wedding rings do not. I don't believe all that bullshit about how the engagement ring must be this and must cost this much etc, it's propaganda put about by diamond and precious metal merchants. I did fall for i... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10610/Bah+%21"><dc:date>2007-10-22UTC04:12:44</dc:date><dc:title>Bah !</dc:title><dc:description>That was clearly a try, his knee was still in when the ball went over the line. The video ref had taken a bung I reckon.To be fair, South Africa played the better rugby.. we certainly didn't disgrace ourselves and can be proud of second place. The ma... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10609/RE%3A+My+lot+are+a+registered+company"><dc:date>2007-10-22UTC04:05:19</dc:date><dc:title>RE: My lot are a registered company</dc:title><dc:description>&quot;if you're paying 50 quid a month for 10 simultaneous streams, how is a radio station meant to pay for itself when it only has ten listeners?&quot; aye, it can't.. Those are 'hobby' broadcaster rates offered by a third-party company. The only chance of ma... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10606/My+lot+are+a+registered+company"><dc:date>2007-10-20UTC09:46:01</dc:date><dc:title>My lot are a registered company</dc:title><dc:description>But your you're right, that does seem slightly bullshit that you have to pay the licensing fee and then not actually be licensed...I still don't fully understand online radio, if you're paying 50 quid a month for 10 simultaneous streams, how is a rad... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10604/RE%3A+Ha%2C+the+cheek+of+you+complaining+about+an+increase+in+royalties%21"><dc:date>2007-10-20UTC01:52:30</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Ha, the cheek of you complaining about an increase in royalties!</dc:title><dc:description>From what I read (and I did read a fair bit at the time!) it costs to run a station regardless of whether you made a profit or not. There was a company offering to deal with &amp; pay the licencing to webcast, but their starter package was like £50 per m... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10603/Yay"><dc:date>2007-10-20UTC01:32:55</dc:date><dc:title>Yay</dc:title><dc:description>I can get into both now :)</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10596/Erm...+ahem%2C+well+actually..+now+you+mention+it.."><dc:date>2007-10-18UTC12:54:31</dc:date><dc:title>Erm... ahem, well actually.. now you mention it..</dc:title><dc:description>The idea was always to build up a decent listenerbase and eventually try to go legit &amp; pay royalties. The more I looked into it, the less it looked like it was possible to break even without using commercials, let alone make a profit. Back to the dra... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10595/Ping+pong"><dc:date>2007-10-18UTC12:48:56</dc:date><dc:title>Ping pong</dc:title><dc:description>Well I tried a ping and it can't resolve the domain. DNS I tells ye ! I use freedom2surf's DNS servers &amp; they're usually top notch.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10594/Hmmm"><dc:date>2007-10-18UTC12:46:31</dc:date><dc:title>Hmmm</dc:title><dc:description>Well, maybe my internets are wonky ! I always seem to have some problem or other.. Firefox sez&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Server not found&lt;br /&gt;Firefox can't find the server at www.show-and-stay.co.uk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the IP ? </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10590/RE%3A+Ooh%2C+also+watching"><dc:date>2007-10-18UTC12:15:56</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Ooh, also watching</dc:title><dc:description>There you go mentioning popex again ! See what channelfly want for the code. I'm sure we can have a whip-round !</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10589/Good+job+too+%21"><dc:date>2007-10-18UTC12:14:53</dc:date><dc:title>Good job too !</dc:title><dc:description>Nah, I'm afraid the station took a bit of a battering (DDOS attack) from a bunch of Turkish hackers who for no obvious reason took a dislike to the station website. They went after who they thought was our ISP &amp; ended up taking out internet access fo... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10588/Live+you+say+%3F"><dc:date>2007-10-17UTC11:50:33</dc:date><dc:title>Live you say ?</dc:title><dc:description>Coming to a DNS near you soon !</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10572/Don%27t+believe+the+hyple%3F"><dc:date>2007-10-11UTC05:51:21</dc:date><dc:title>Don't believe the hyple?</dc:title><dc:description>Quite. That site looks suspiciously empty, I don't think much of their terms  and conditions or privacy policyeither. A knobber door is doubtful, a front for a spammer perhaps?Did you give them your email addresses chaps ? They're just trying to take... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10542/Folkestone+bullet+train+trial"><dc:date>2007-10-03UTC02:22:30</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/trains" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/transport" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/high+speed+rail+link" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/brighton" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/hastings" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/work" /><dc:title>Folkestone bullet train trial</dc:title><dc:description>A micro-writeup and picture here in the Evening SubStandard on the high speed rail link. Yeah baby, we'll soon be only 63 minutes away from the stinking metropolis.yourshepway.co.uk also has the story here, The site of the Hitachi High Speed Rail dep... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10358/Marvellous"><dc:date>2007-07-27UTC10:45:40</dc:date><dc:title>Marvellous</dc:title><dc:description>I hope it's a top one. Sultans of Ping eh? Not heard of them in a while, I am jealous! Saw The Fall at Ashton Court festival a couple of weeks ago.. they were nothing much to write home about though. Much shambling about stage, random turning up of g... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10354/Hippy+Bathday%21"><dc:date>2007-07-27UTC08:23:29</dc:date><dc:title>Hippy Bathday!</dc:title><dc:description>..or somesuch suitable birthday greeting. Have I got my dates mixed up or are you celebrating today ?</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10335/Scrap+the+licence+fee"><dc:date>2007-07-20UTC09:17:03</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bbc" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/rant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/itv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/hythe" /><dc:title>Scrap the licence fee</dc:title><dc:description>The BBC are a bit annoying at the moment aren't they? If they're not punking the the queen with crazy video pranks, they're ripping off the public with phoney competitions. Why not get rid of the licence fee, and replace it with a subscription for BB... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.claremahon.com/v/2086/Bull+and+Gate"><dc:date>2005-11-21UTC10:28:17</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/real+ale" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/attended" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/concert" /><dc:title>Bull and Gate</dc:title><dc:description>Some sort of twee indie bear themed evening. Last minute addition to the bill were &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/the+futureheads&quot;&gt;The Futureheads&lt;/a&gt; for some reason.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.claremahon.com/v/2415/Goldsmiths+College"><dc:date>2008-02-11UTC04:30:27</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/student" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/attended" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.claremahon.com/concert" /><dc:title>Goldsmiths College</dc:title><dc:description>Reading warmup, got very drunk on vodka red bulls, fell in a bush,and you can see me on the South Bank Show Special that was filmed there. Off to Reading the next day.</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>