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		<title>Popbitch book is on the way.</title>
		<description>You can &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/184605382X/clarkeology-21##&quot;&gt;preorder it now&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11559/Popbitch+book+is+on+the+way.</link>
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		<title>The Tales of Beedle the Bard</title>
		<description>Amazon bought this book for something like two million pounds in a charity auction. And now they're releasing it so you can enjoy it too.Available December 4th 2008.... </description>
		<category>jk rowling</category>
		<category>harry potter</category>
		<category>amazon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11487/The+Tales+of+Beedle+the+Bard</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11465/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+is+off+to+Edinburgh+NOW%21</link>
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		<title>More video of Go Ape</title>
		<description>More video of our day at Go Ape last Friday. Actually the same video but I can embed it now. Watch it quick before Google spot the copyright infringing soundtrack:Watch it in high quality, not sure if I can embed it in high quality yet.... </description>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11425/More+video+of+Go+Ape</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock press launch and things</title>
		<description>Hello - this is a special mid-month version of the newsletter just to let you know about some RATHER Exciting New Things, these being our new single, the video to go with it, and the press launch for the Edinburgh Show. Let's GO!THE NEW SINGLEOur bra... </description>
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		<title>New Cross Murder Map!</title>
		<description>Just in case you're wondering how close the double murder and firebombing was from my old flat (even though I left there years ago), I just knocked this up for Mum and Dad, to give them a bit of a point of reference.View Larger MapIsn't google maps j... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11386/New+Cross+Murder+Map%21</link>
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		<title>I bought a thing</title>
		<description>This is what I bought at the boot fair yesterday, but was too traumatised to write about because of squished finger:It's a valet like this one, but a bit nicer I think. It looks older than it is and I've no idea what wood it's made out of, it's been ... </description>
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		<category>valet</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11378/I+bought+a+thing</link>
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		<title>I must have something more interesting to write about than php?</title>
		<description>Um, no, perhaps not.I got a new hard drive at last, after all the problems I had with the ibook and having to send it back, I didn't rush into getting another backup job, but I saw a bargain at Maplin Seagate 500GB FreeAgent, and it seems to be worki... </description>
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		<category>dreams</category>
		<category>the fly</category>
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		<category>mama group</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11304/I+must+have+something+more+interesting+to+write+about+than+php%3F</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Triennial: Tales of Time and Space</title>
		<description>Are you ready for the Folkestone Triennial? There's a launch event down at the harbour on Saturday 14th, at the Ark Cafe... what is that then? Did it not burn down? I will have to investigate (where it is, and what is there now, not the actual myster... </description>
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		<category>art</category>
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		<category>folkestone triennial</category>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>airport</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>ASUS EEE big size!</title>
		<description>Slashdot has a link to the first full review of the big size ASUS EEE micro laptop. So check it out! Despite the fact they make a pink one, I'm less convinced than I was before that this is the right laptop for (say) someone's mother. It might still ... </description>
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		<category>laptop</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11190/ASUS+EEE+big+size%21</link>
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		<title>ABE Books also leaving Commission Junction</title>
		<description>Hmm, ebay recently quit Commission Junction (an affiliate company, who make it easy for small fry like me to refer you to a company who pay a commission), and now ABE Books are off too, I wonder what's going on? There are millions of companies out th... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11146/ABE+Books+also+leaving+Commission+Junction</link>
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		<title>Colour of Magic: QUITE GOOD</title>
		<description>Enjoyed The Colour Of Magic, we watched it last night. Next part to watch tonight, hopefully. Why not treat yourself to this signed first edition Terry Pratchett of The Colour Of Magic TERRY PRATCHETT - THE COLOUR OF MAGIC - SIGNED BY TERRY PRATCHETT... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11114/Colour+of+Magic%3A+QUITE+GOOD</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Queen BACK!</title>
		<description>We're not going to this, nor going to get the album I wouldn't have thought. Went to see &quot;Queen&quot; before with Paul Rodgers, and it was good to hear some of the tunes live, but it's probably best just to leave it. Also Brian May seems like a bit of a m... </description>
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		<title>The Luggage, but for real</title>
		<description>The Luggage, from Terry Pratchett's Colour of Magic and other Discworld Novels, and it can be yours, all the money goes to charity.A unique opportunity to own a one-off replica of the luggage as featured in Sky One's adaptation of Terry Pratchett's T... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11089/The+Luggage%2C+but+for+real</link>
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		<title>Could be dreadful</title>
		<description>A review of the US remake of Spaced. Well, a review of the script. It's being remade without the cooperation of the original creative team of Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson and Edgar Wright, seemingly it went ahead without their knowledge. Simon Pegg ... </description>
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		<category>simon pegg</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11079/Could+be+dreadful</link>
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		<title>Great book, slight repost</title>
		<description>I've got this book and it's great, a full history of all the drinking establishments in Folkestone and surrounding villages. And here's a rare copy on ebay, starting bid 99p.Splendid weather today, think the storms have moved North, it's bright and c... </description>
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		<category>ricky gervais</category>
		<category>karl pilkington</category>
		<category>steve merchant</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11052/Great+book%2C+slight+repost</link>
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		<title>Good weekend, rubbish episode of Lost</title>
		<description>Nice weekend, Emma was visiting, we sat about quite a lot, and went to Chambers (via a very brief look in at The Bank Bar) on the Saturday night. Did not eat out all weekend (cue &quot;but if you don't owt you'll die!&quot;), can't remember the last time I had... </description>
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		<category>escondido</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11050/Good+weekend%2C+rubbish+episode+of+Lost</link>
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		<title>Possibly the best Lost episode so far</title>
		<description>Tune in on Sunday if you've not already seen it. New characters again, which I find a bit annoying, but a great episode, it went some way to hinting at possible answers for thing. Big old chunks of Bill and Ted and Back to the Future techniques too, ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11021/Possibly+the+best+Lost+episode+so+far</link>
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		<title>now all we need is the date...</title>
		<description>did you see any other bands there? I've heard of a few others playing there, it was on the indie circuit, but no-one's sure of actual dates. Suede played there, that's one I do have a date for, as it's in their biography Love and Poison. I hear Faith...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10976/now+all+we+need+is+the+date...&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;now all we need is the date...&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2580404133_20a0bc8bb4_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10976/now+all+we+need+is+the+date...&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Gah</title>
		<description>Just investigating my amazon referral fees, seeing why I've not earned anything in about a year... this month my referral earnings are MINUS four pounds twenty-seven. Seems someone bought this camera last month, KERCHING, that's about a tenner commis... </description>
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		<category>amazon</category>
		<category>camera</category>
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		<title>Four tables, four prices</title>
		<description>Hmm I suspect these four dining tables are actually the same table, but you can pay between 900 and 1250 pounds for them, depending on whether you want the table with just four chairs, four chairs and a bench, five chairs and a bench, or two chairs, ... </description>
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		<title>Through to the semi-finals</title>
		<description>We're having one of our &quot;fun days&quot; at work, got a team music quiz going on throughout the day, we're playing Buzz! The Music Quiz. And we're through to the semi finals!UPDATE: And we won! Heard a rumour part way through that the odds-on favourite had... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10857/Through+to+the+semi-finals</link>
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		<title>Not sure where that came from...</title>
		<description>... but I just got my old PC internetting wirelessly at last, without needing to buy any new bits, and by following a forum post from 2005. How many times have I tried this and failed? This time I tried something new, and it worked. I think I was ins... </description>
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		<category>mac</category>
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		<title>Been quiet for a few days</title>
		<description>No I've not been out on the larry-large every day over christmas, been a bit under the weather actually, though that's not what's kept me off the computer. When I'm not at work and Clare's home too I never get to sit in front of the computer, she's p...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10799/Been+quiet+for+a+few+days&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>maps</category>
		<category>google</category>
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		<title>If a picture paints a thousand words...</title>
		<description>Does this video clip of us in Belgium this weekend make anything I have to say on the subject completely redundant?See, Mum, Dad, Clare and me on a humungous big wheel, part of the Plaisers d'Hiver festival type affair that was going in Brussels this... </description>
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		<title>Particularly fulsome weekend, with curries.</title>
		<description>Splendid weekend, a bit different this time, starting off with a half day on Friday. I headed to Winchester to meet up with some friends, and really needed the extra time to make the most of the night. Clare stayed home watching Children in Need afte... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10684/Particularly+fulsome+weekend%2C+with+curries.</link>
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		<title>Squirrel in St Eanswythe's churchyard</title>
		<description>Taken on Sunday, with the new camera.Neither the face detection nor the smile shutter works on squirrels, you can do manual focussing with the touch screen though.... </description>
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		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>picture</category>
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		<title>Short weekend</title>
		<description>Where did that go then? I'm sure I was only at work an hour or so ago and now it's time to go back again... Tired today, had quite an action packed weekend that just went too fast. Started off with work drinks in Trashford, a couple in the Phoenix (S... </description>
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		<title>Castle Donington</title>
		<description>AC/DC, Metallica, Motley Crue, Queensryche, and the Black Crowes. A pretty special line up at the top of the bill, shame it was the shortest Donington bill ever. Got a coach up from Portsmouth. \m/... </description>
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