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I bought a thing

This is what I bought at the boot fair yesterday, but was too traumatised to write about because of squished finger:It's a valet like this one, but a bit nicer I think. It looks older than it is and I've no idea what wood it's made out of, it's been ...

Google / Yahoo MERGER!

Well, no actually, not at all but Google are serving ads on some of Yahoo's pages. What about Yahoo serving ads in Google's "slots" (like the ones on this page)? I want more different ads served up here, so more people are likely to click on them and...

Tracey Emin will be scattering childrens clothes around our town

Read more about the Folkestone triennial, sounds interesting... Always good to get a mention in the press, even if they do highlight how run down Folkestone has been recently. Also, who is the ex Iron Maidener who lives in the town? Aha, wikipedia sa...

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Transport updates

Journey times have been much better since Monday. If I race out of the door here at six, I get a train at Cannon Street that gets me home without changing for eight fifteen. Bit boring travelling on my own, but I'm plodding on with these book, and re...

Gig guide from this week in 1981!

so it wasn't all big name indie bands playing the Metronome every night as I've been led to believe... here's a fascinating republication of gig listings from 1981, from the good people at www.kentgigs.com. Don't forget my Folkestone gig guide though...

RE: Interesting Folkestone / Waterstones / Ottakars rumour

boo! I missed the article - soundeth very interssting! Where can I read it or who wrote it? Is there really a bunker under waterstones?

RE: Interesting Folkestone / Waterstones / Ottakars rumour

Interesting Folkestone / Waterstones / Ottakars rumour

So, with Waterstones having taken over Ottakars, it would seem likely at some point that one of the stores in town will close. This is not guaranteed (and I think The Competition Commission are having a look at things), but being pragmatic, it looks ...

FOLKESTONE POET MAKES BOOK CHART

Folkestone poet Ben Barton has made the Amazon UK's Top 5 'Hot Books' chart with his debut poetry collection...Called THE RED BOOK, it is described as his �greatest hits collection� featuring over forty previously published poems, from The Re-Birth R...

RE: James MAHON

James (aka Jim) is my father in law, I expect there were plenty more James Mahons going back in his family too... where are you then, Ireland?

So, one week as a married man

Damn, do you think they make these but not in leather? I think I need one.It's got built in massagers and a fridge and a phone, as well as being a regular comfy recliner... You can get it at www.drinkstuff.com, I should see if they have an affilliate...

23 6 801

BAD WOLF 23 6 801 is an episode number of doctor who season 23 episode 6 seconds 801 until a robotic metaltron is found aka A Dalek BAD WOLFType Bad wolf into google on the Unit website type badwolf as a password BAD WOLF Flow Dab BAD FOWL that is al...

Glastonbury to take break in 2006

BBC reports that There'll be no Glastonbury next year... was just thinking yesterday about Glastonbury, and whether or not I'm likely to go this year, and whether I actually want to go. Didn't go last year, and I suspect I won't go this year, this me...

Nigel Harman aka Little Den

He was in Dunn's bakery on Crouch End Broadway on Saturday 4th Dec at approx 1.35pm. Wearing a red cap, he's a lot shorter than i thought he'd be. Looked rather rough too. With a very tall blond lady. Not attractive...miaow.

Goldie lookin chain's 'Your mother's got a penis' uses the sample from 'Behind the Mask' by Yellow Magic Orchestra! Eric Clapton covered the track. The track was originally a Yellow Magic Orchestra song written by Ryuichi Sakamoto, and it's from the ...

To our Dave (Preece)

Got the word that you's part of the GLC, which has flipped young Isaac (aka Cornetto 'cos of his dodgy bleached hair.) Missed tickets for Bristol 'cos of missionary work (Ha!) but will catch up...

Folkestone mushroom magic

A very satisfying and self sufficient weekend, off to a secret woodland location to hunt for wild mushrooms. I was expecting a nice walk, an empty basket, and a pub lunch, but no! In about four hours of tramping we managed to bag a brace of chanterel...

AKA Mani

Don't be pretentious...

Hamish Clarke

Another Regents Park Road regular, it's Duncan from Monarch of the Glen AKA Hamish Clark. He was sat outside Primrose Patisserie, in shades and highlit hair....

Don Warrington

A faithful old regular, Don Warrington AKA Philip from Rising Damp, on Regents Park Road just now. Blue suit jacket, and blue trousers, not matching......

goodall -Tribe

I'm a Goodall I have been able to trace alink
back to Upper & Lower Wield for the Goodall's
Susan Tribe or Bide has shown itself could there be a spelling error

Yours
Richard Goodall AKA(Rik)

And meanwhile...

We all sit in the miserable UK "sunshine". Enjoy yourself. Whatever you do, do not call anyone a malaka or anything that sounds like that. It'll get you in trouble.

Japanese vending machines are go

There's even one that sells used knickers of schoolgirls. Here are quite a few.

Dokaka

The Japanese guy standing next to Bj�rk is Dokaka. And the thing that got him to collaborate with the godess was making the most annoying acapella covers of rock and pop tunes ever. Link to his site. ...

Kick ass korean hip hop fighty movie

Brilliant website.

boomshakalaka

I love messageboards!

RE: Keira Knightly update

Oops! in the first sentence of my rant, I meant to say "doesn't think she's great-looking." Sorry.

RE: Keira Knightly update

In all honesty, part of me isn't all that suprised she does think she's great looking. Look at the way the general public thinks "beauty" is: huge tits and a small brain. I think Keira is the fucking BEST looking person in the world and if anyone say...

Anal leakeage

Or "I've heard some people say Olean may cause anal leakage Is this true?"snackspot is a great source of snack based information and entertainment. Of particular interest was a "fat free" version of Pringles, made with olestra, which is an oil the bo...

Big Press Release

I'm in a good mood today, as I just got more pixies tickets, so I'm feeling helpful... Got this comprehensively written piece for "Kitchen-Sink Discotheque Episode #3" at the Star & Garter, Fairfield Street - Manchester, Friday 19th March. Doors 8pm ...

MGM Grand

Chaka Khan, Celine Dion, Mary J Blige, Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Jewel, Lisa Marie Presley, Ashanti, Shania Twain, Pat Benatar, Isley Brothers, Queen Latifah, Sharon Osbourne and STEVIE WONDER!...

Hope And Anchor

Charlie, Molly, Cha Cha and Kinky, aka the mighty FIGHTING COCKS play live at Islington's Hope and Anchor on Wednesday 28th, that's tomorrow night as I write this... they are a force to be reckoned with, though the venue might be too small for sou...

University of Portsmouth

with Whipping Boy and Sun (aka Silver Sun)

Astoria

plus Godflesh and Bomb Everything (AKA) Bomb Disneyland. Got a video of this gig, you can see me stagediving on it....
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