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		<title>sounds like crap rss</title>
		<description>aargh, sorry about that, wouldn't want you to have to visit the site and take in the important advertising messages or anything, I'll fix that...</description>
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		<title>Free bonus bit of decoration</title>
		<description>Got decorators in right now, finally getting our earthquake damage done, and they've done a nice job so far. They just came back for a couple of hours finishing off today, and one of them confessed that he'd broken one of our pictures. &quot;No problem, w... </description>
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		<category>beatles</category>
		<category>home</category>
		<category>decorating</category>
		<category>wine</category>
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		<title>BACK, then, from Berlin</title>
		<description>Did you even know I was away? I don't always announce such things in case you come round and rob my flat.Yesterday was not such a good day to be travelling. We eventually flew into Stanstead, with Air Berlin, with hand luggage and everything. I was o... </description>
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		<title>Baby baby, where did our weekend go?</title>
		<description>Aciton packed weekend, yet again quite literally TWO daytime trips out of the house that were not just to the shop or the pub, what is going on? We had such a full weekend that I had just about no time for larking about on the computer or even sittin... </description>
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		<title>Summer's here!</title>
		<description>Make the most of it, it'll be gone again tomorrow... how can I get out of the office and enjoy some of it? I thought I'd made it when I got into work today and my computer is bust (I think THE MAN did it while monitoring me, a story for another day),... </description>
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		<title>Creative Players do Robin Hood</title>
		<description>Aaargh, the capitals... copying and pasting this in, can't be bothered to retype it. His spelling missteaks too, not mine!THE CREATIVE PLAYERS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT OUR FIRST PANTOMIME AND INDEED PRODUCTION 'ROBIN HOOD'. THIS WILL BE AT WESTBROOK HOUS...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4552/Creative+Players+do+Robin+Hood&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Weak roundup</title>
		<description>Aargh, had loads of things I wanted to write, and I can't remember a word of it now. It was going to be a big eloquent post today, proper blogging, but now it's just going to be a scattering of mostly unrelated paragraphs.Joined the Amazon rental sch... </description>
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		<description>Diverted via East Bank and the post office this morning, to collect my Darkness tickets, and saw an accident on the way. A car pulled out without indicating, right into a cyclist. Both going at fairly slow speeds, so no damage done I don't think, tho... </description>
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		<title>RE: Pauly, King of the Tigers</title>
		<description>I am Italian: The correct spelling should read FERRARI TESTAROSSAAlso to be politically correct, the Manics should now, in 2004, read &quot; The Bi-polars &quot;Lo spelling ESATTO della vettura e della malattia psichiatrica e' molto importante ....- Believe me... </description>
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		<title>Pauly, King of the Ligers</title>
		<description>Once upon a time there was a little boy called Paul. He blagged his way onto Big Brother 2001 and met a girl called Helen. He was very happy. He realised that blagging was good. He endeavoured to never spend any money ever again. Now he lives in a ca... </description>
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		<title>Fig Cafe RIP</title>
		<description>AARGH, can't believe it, got down to Folkestone only to find the Fig Cafe has been closed! We're not sure if it's permanent or just for refitting of its host the Metropole. Could well imagine it going out of business, seemed a bit niche, but we loved...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/216/Fig+Cafe+RIP&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Fig Cafe RIP&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/21/38182227_d6b93740e9_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/216/Fig+Cafe+RIP&quot;&gt;Rated 4.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<title>Two task lists today</title>
		<description>One for lunchtime:Buy an exercise bike - Lillywhite's number is 0870 3339600, seems to be an old number listed all over the web, including their own website, bit slack... ALSO, 118 118, got their number, they offer to &quot;connect you&quot;, then all the time... </description>
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		<title>White Light Motorcade London Dates</title>
		<description>The really flipping ace White Light Motorcade play a couple of London Dates next week:Wednesday 26th Dublin Castle, Camden Parkway, with Solenoid, Transposer, and The YettysThursday 27th Barfly, Chalk Farm Road, with Longwave, and The RealisticsAAARG... </description>
		<category>30</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7213/White+Light+Motorcade+London+Dates</link>
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		<title>Official Site Opens</title>
		<description>The Cooper Temple Clause official site is now open. But it's all in Flash, aargh.Still, the band promise there will be some interesting features on there, including a &quot;log&quot; that will be more than just a standard tour diary...http://www.thecoopertempl... </description>
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		<title>Elton to replace Dido</title>
		<description>Elton John is courting controversy right now by apparently planning to duet with Eminem at the Grammys...In the midst of all the campaigns and protests, and in a scene reminiscent of Elton and Axl's duet at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert - Elton... </description>
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		<title>See my chums...</title>
		<description>After much delaying, the CHUMS section now has an intro page, this should help you stroll around their a little more easier... a new introduction is a &quot;chums chart of the day&quot;, picked at random basically...Let me know what you think...Aargh, no Denni... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>Astoria</title>
		<description>Reading warmup at the Astoria... aargh, who will video LOST for us?...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
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		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>attended</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>concert</category>
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