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		<title>it's definitely cheaper than a webcam and a dedicated server</title>
		<description>but yeah it's not working very well yet... it will be handy for security, see if anyone comes to the door etc, it should email me when it motion detects, so I can point it at the telly and get a video email if the telly falls over or anything like th... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11618/it%27s+definitely+cheaper+than+a+webcam+and+a+dedicated+server</link>
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		<title>RE: And the camera's working at last</title>
		<description>Blimey, it's still a bit pricey, all all so that people can spy on their partners while they're at work. Plus it still doesn't seem to perform very well, better off with a web cam and a mini server.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11617/RE%3A+And+the+camera%27s+working+at+last</link>
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		<title>And the camera's working at last</title>
		<description>Outgoing mail server is mail.btinternet.com, and username is just the username, not the email address. I authorised another email address on my own clarkeology.com domain to send from my btbroadband in the end, but don't think I really needed to do t... </description>
		<category>camera</category>
		<category>linksys</category>
		<category>security camera</category>
		<category>WVC54G</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11616/And+the+camera%27s+working+at+last</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11595</guid>
		<title>Massive hen party descending on this week's Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>Big hen party booked in for Lone Star Comedy this Friday, a few tickets remaining though! Single tickets available online at Online via www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk but for two or more best call Richard on 07810 864228 or email lonestarcomedy@hotmail.com...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>church</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>lone star comedy</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11450</guid>
		<title>Sorry about the wonky phone numbers!</title>
		<description>I've had a problem on the site with some of the phone numbers getting corrupted:Please can you change the tiger inns number as its on alot of your telephone numbers for businesses in folkstone ie.. imperial hotel, burstan hotel, hawkinge community ce...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11450/Sorry+about+the+wonky+phone+numbers%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Sorry about the wonky phone numbers!&quot; src=&quot;http://www.tigerinn.co.uk/chalkboard%20copy.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11450/Sorry+about+the+wonky+phone+numbers%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<geo:long>1.0299</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11450/Sorry+about+the+wonky+phone+numbers%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11449</guid>
		<title>There was one for the launch of the Trinnial</title>
		<description>What sort of date are you looking for?</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11449/There+was+one+for+the+launch+of+the+Trinnial</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11448</guid>
		<title>Sad about Dave</title>
		<description>This sunny weather would have been just right to see a dolphin leaping about.&lt;br /&gt;Good to know you're still checking the site out Mick.</description>
		<category>dolphin</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>sandgate dolphin</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11448/Sad+about+Dave</link>
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		<title>RE: Mikku powder</title>
		<description>Hi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mikku powder is MSG so won't really matter if you leave it out - just supposed to enhance the flavour but most people prefer to avoid it for health reasons.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11379/RE%3A+Mikku+powder</link>
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		<title>Bring me the head of Jorge Zamudio</title>
		<description>Who are you Jorge, why have you only one favourite picture, and it's this picture of my bro-in-law's Miami apartment?I think the apartment is up for sale right now, I'm sure I can do you a deal if you get in touch.... </description>
		<category>miami</category>
		<category>apartment</category>
		<category>for sale</category>
		<category>apartment for sale</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>kev</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11296/Bring+me+the+head+of+Jorge+Zamudio</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone suicide tragedy</title>
		<description>Folkestone Herald has named the woman as Rosie Dunstall, she'd recently suffered from depression, and was reportedly at Wilkinsons discussing a possible return to work before the tragedy. Makes more sense than my previous imaginings about someone pla... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>suicide</category>
		<category>tragedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11237/RE%3A+Folkestone+suicide+tragedy</link>
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		<title>RE: Pirate museum</title>
		<description>[u]They went at 11am on Thursday. Last text said they were in a pup in Atlanta with a three hour wait for the next flight!&lt;br /&gt;Bazzer</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11206/RE%3A+Pirate+museum</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11171</guid>
		<title>House hunt</title>
		<description>Two houses today in Canterbury, different parts of town, but with things in common. For starters, both too expensive really at 250k each. If the market really is tumbling we might be able to make a cheeky offer on just about anything we see now thoug... </description>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>house hunting</category>
		<category>pound lane</category>
		<category>old dover road</category>
		<category>boho</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<category>birthday</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11171/House+hunt</link>
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		<title>looking for suitable venue in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Hi,We are  looking for suitable venue in Folkestone one of our gigs.We are an 8-piece live band called The Vintage Corporation and we organise our own 60’s and 70’s gigs. We are looking for halls in London and the South East to perform in.Requirement... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11000/looking+for+suitable+venue+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>now all we need is the date...</title>
		<description>did you see any other bands there? I've heard of a few others playing there, it was on the indie circuit, but no-one's sure of actual dates. Suede played there, that's one I do have a date for, as it's in their biography Love and Poison. I hear Faith...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10976/now+all+we+need+is+the+date...&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;now all we need is the date...&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/2580404133_20a0bc8bb4_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10976/now+all+we+need+is+the+date...&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0811</geo:lat>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>derelict</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>cinema</category>
		<category>suede</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>metronome</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10976/now+all+we+need+is+the+date...</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10811</guid>
		<title>That was posted two years ago, I guess they're unlikely to find you again now</title>
		<description>Here's hoping though, you found this site by searching for the name so I hope someone else does too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good luck to your uncle, hope he finds a family fortune!</description>
		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family tree</category>
		<category>windebank</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10811/That+was+posted+two+years+ago%2C+I+guess+they%27re+unlikely+to+find+you+again+now</link>
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		<title>Hell yeah, encouragement, that's what I need!</title>
		<description>Well it was a lunch more than an actual party, and there's really not a huge amount to report, and you're not interested anyway, but HELLO TO ME IN THE FUTURE, how's it going five years from now? Do you remember that day, about five years ago, when y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.2793</geo:lat>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>party</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21</link>
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		<title>Hiring a cart or stall in Hempstead Valley shopping centre Gillingham</title>
		<description>Good Evening... I am looking to rent or purchase a pitch in your shopping centre...i am  interesting in bringing to your centre a collection of beautiful jewellery...ranging from modern,classic  traditional and beautful lines.I appreciate your very b...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10720/Hiring+a+cart+or+stall+in+Hempstead+Valley+shopping+centre+Gillingham&quot;&gt;Rated 5.16/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.3415</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>0.5728</geo:long>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>shop</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10720/Hiring+a+cart+or+stall+in+Hempstead+Valley+shopping+centre+Gillingham</link>
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		<title>Rah!</title>
		<description>Canterbury today, so lunch in Wagamama and a cheeky pint in The Dolphin, and as if life wasn't good enough already, my blogroll links have popped back up again in the sidebar over there ---&gt;... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10494/Rah%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10161</guid>
		<title>RE: Dude</title>
		<description>Folkstone earthquake updates please!</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10161/RE%3A+Dude</link>
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		<title>Passengers to be weighed before getting on trains</title>
		<description>From This Is London:Train operator Southeastern is linking the suspension of its carriages to a computer system that works out the weight of passengers getting on at each station. Other rail firms are installing laser beams across carriage doors to c... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10136/Passengers+to+be+weighed+before+getting+on+trains</link>
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		<title>Glastonbury ticket touts FOILED!</title>
		<description>So says the BBC, the new security measures and pre-registration mean no Glastonbury tickets on ebay, nor on any of the other online ticket touts.In other music news today, EMI are to remove DRM from MP3s, you know what those TLAs mean if you need to.... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10101/Glastonbury+ticket+touts+FOILED%21</link>
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		<title>Blood on the tracks</title>
		<description>Watched &quot;The Roadkill Chef&quot; last night, billed by BBC Three as &quot;Eccentric roadkill connoisseur Fergus Drennan tries to change the eating habits of the people in the town of Sandwich in Kent by throwing the community a roadkill feast&quot;. Sandwich is rea... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9935/Blood+on+the+tracks</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">9854</guid>
		<title>RE: Too busy being festive to update</title>
		<description>I hate bones its so damn unrealistic!  And that face thing, purlease.... its badly acted, horribly scripted and even the books are a boring read!  Bah bloody humbug&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CSI is by far superior and has proper science *gets off soap box*</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9854/RE%3A+Too+busy+being+festive+to+update</link>
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		<title>Aching again</title>
		<description>More decorating today, still no job, so another day helping Dean out. Here he is, supping beer, while I was hard at work painting:Got no before shots, so you can't see quite how much we've done, but the room was all originally dark red. There's a  du... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9216/Aching+again</link>
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		<title>Clarkes in the National Portrait Gallery</title>
		<description>Just searching for Sir Fred Clarke, who seems to be related to the wife's family but not to our Clarkes, and I'm not sure if this is him in the National Portrait Gallery or not, but here's a list of other Clarkes who are. Hold your mouse over their n... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8934/Clarkes+in+the+National+Portrait+Gallery</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8743</guid>
		<title>This video is great</title>
		<description>Got this from geekzine (via del.icio.us) where they seem to be under the impression it was a real pilot of a real show, it's an excellent spoof of all the best shows of my youth... I bring you HEAT VISION AND JACK!Too hot for much thinking today, and... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8743/This+video+is+great</link>
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		<title>Kangaroo Moon, Nik Turner, Here &amp; Now</title>
		<description>Live in Lyminge, Saturday 19 August 2006 - tickets from 01303-863474</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8503/Kangaroo+Moon%2C+Nik+Turner%2C+Here+%26+Now</link>
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		<title>RE: I prefer the greys to the gingers</title>
		<description>I doubt you will get more squirrel related traffic from my site... www.itseasytoremember.co.uk. Grey squirrels as someone said are &quot;rats with good PR&quot;. Red Squirrels are the natural inhabitants of the UK. Long live the Red Squirrel!... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8160/RE%3A+I+prefer+the+greys+to+the+gingers</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">8151</guid>
		<title>Zutons tickets</title>
		<description>Heard on www.onfolkestone.co.uk that the gig's sold out - IT'S NOT, get Zutons tickets here. The gig's on the 25th of May.In case this causes a run on the final batch of tickets, and it really is sold out when you read this give ebay a try, prices ar...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8151/Zutons+tickets&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Zutons tickets&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8151/Zutons+tickets&quot;&gt;Rated 6.02/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8151/Zutons+tickets</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone Harbour</title>
		<description>Yep, the plans look great! I asked the chap who was repin' the display when would it happen - he said probably it would take 15 years!!!</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8045/RE%3A+Folkestone+Harbour</link>
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		<title>Astoria</title>
		<description>Last of a five night residency. Would you adam and eve it &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/phil+daniels&quot;&gt;PHIL DANIELS&lt;/a&gt; showed up! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.1306</geo:long>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>attended</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/95/Astoria</link>
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		<title>Electric Ballroom</title>
		<description>Fan club gig, played the new album, then a hits set, then a &quot;wheel of fortune&quot; set including best songs &quot;My Dark Star&quot; and &quot;The Living Dead&quot;... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.claremahon.com/v/2069/Electric+Ballroom&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/2069/Electric+Ballroom</link>
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		<title>Hylands Park</title>
		<description>I remember Mel C and James Brown, but no-one who was any good.</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<link>http://www.claremahon.com/v/2117/Hylands+Park</link>
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		<title>The Joiners</title>
		<description>plus &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;amp;mode=blended&amp;amp;keyword=the+bluetones&quot; title=&quot;Amazon:  The Bluetones&quot;&gt;The Bluetones&lt;/a&gt;, a great gig, at a great time.</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>pool</category>
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